GLAM RELEASE "TROT" KPOP ANTHEM "IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR"

 

GLAM have always done it for me. Their debut single "I Like That" is still on my main playlist and "In Front of The Mirror" is about to go accompany it because it is seriously fierce. Whereas "I Like That" was fun and hyper, "In Front..." is sexy and flirty. 

"In Front..." is just what GLAM needed to set themselves apart from the rest of the rookie groups of 2013. Releasing such a riske song so early in their career is not easy and it's going to be interesting to see how the Netizens react to this. Usually with Netizens you either start off artistic or mainstream and you have to wait a while to make the switch because ain't nobody got time for change. 

I am hoping this pays off for GLAM. Their live performances are one of the best of 2013 and maybe it's because I love the rapper, she's so cute!! She's so fucking tiny and so fucking fearless. She raps like she's 7 feet tall. 

"In Front..." has some taunting lyrics that a lot of their female fans will relate to (and their gay fans too). 

"Again today, I secretly wear a mask... In front of the mirror in my room...

My pride is crumbling once again

I’m not pretty"

Just give me a razor naaaao!

The music video for this amazing single is just as great. It showcases so many insecurities that both men and women suffer. They play off weight, boobs, etc. It's a little cliche when you think of it but it plays out nicely and well thought out in the video. 

Of course, it's not a KPop video if it doesn't have some sort of message in it and towards the end the girls release they are all skinny as fuck and super hot and start dancing around like they are extras on that Taylor Swift music video.

I want this song to sweep the charts and show that Lee Hi girl how it's really done.

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TAYLOR SWIFT'S "22" MUSIC VIDEO IS A SHIT TON OF FUN!

 

La Taylor Swift released the much anticipated and much delayed music video for "22" today and just as Selena Gomez, her video is everything. It's fun, it's sexy and it's true T-Swizzle. 

The first 2 seconds of "22" itself is everything. It's Taylor Swift throwing some swagger at the camera, looking at her fly ass nails and being all "I give no fucks" but with a country accent because she's country... (hahahahaha good one, Darwin!)

So after the swag attack from T-Swizzle happens, she starts being all cute and all "OMG I'm 22, I'm like not 21 anymore, because I'm 22 and 22 is a fun year, y'all!" Not only is she cute, but those heart-shaped sunglasses, I WANT THEM NOW.

The music video sees Taylor getting ready to go out and "party" even though there's no alcohol in sight because she's T-Swiz-No-Alcohol-Allowed-KFankz. I know what you're thinking and no, that red thing in that cup pyramid is not "punch", if anything is Kool-Aid. 

And when she's at the pool, swinging her overly-used vajayjay like it's not still cold in some states, she is giving me everything. When the chorus kicks in and she starts to act a little "rough" and "faux-ghetto", it's so cute when cute white girls pretend to be ghetto. And then she goes to the beach and blah blah, what I'm really here for is the scenes with her and those bunny ear-piece thingy. It's super cute. I would wear it, with the red heart-shaped sunglasses to be quite motherfucking honest.

"22" is destined to be yet another mega-hit because this was made for the Pop folk, just like her entire last album. So expect "22" to be all over the radio in 3.....2.....1.....

Buy "22" on iTunes!

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SELENA GOMEZ AKA FUTURE PRINCESS OF POP AKA SELENER AKA CURRENT BABY PRINCESS OF POP'S NEW LEAKED SONG "RULE THE WORLD" IS FLAWLESS AND ACTUALLY TITLED "FORGET FOREVER"

*Because one "aka" is not enough honey!*

Selena Gomez is on the road to be the next Britney Spears. After Miley Cyrus went to shits and Demi Lovato ate some shit, it's up to Selena Gomez to make the miracle happen again and give Disney their second Princess of Pop. 

Fun fact, the song isn't officially titled "Rule the World", but, "Forget Forever" - There, I just ruined your dreams. And on top of that, since this was recorded so long ago, no honey, this isn't about Justin Biebaaaaa so I ain't even gon break down the lyrics like a delusional stan.

"Forget Forever" sees Selener dive directly to Top 40. If "Naturally" wasn't Top 40 enough and "Love You Like A Love Song" wasn't Top 40 enough, this definitelly screams it. 

The production for "Forget Forever" is quite slick in my opinion. It's a little generic but seeing as how this song was recorded over six months ago, it makes sense. The production reminds me of "We Found Love" by RiYawnNaaaah and I mean that as a compliment. Just like "WFL", "FF" is as fierce and fabulous. 

"Forget Forever" also has just as little lines as it has repetitive ones. 

"Our love was made to rule the world,

Our love was made to rule the wooOoooOoooorld..."

I obviously am obsessed with this damn song. It's got everything you need for success. Stuttering, repetitive chorus and house / techno / electro beats. The only thing I would say is to obviously remaster it and add some fresh new synths here and there and you got yourself a hit Selener.

If I were to give this song a rating, it would be 

11/10.

And I'm not even being biased for a second.
*Ok that last sentence was sarcastic*

Release this Selena Gomez, please, for the love of baby Jesus!

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PREVIEW OF QRI AND BORAM'S SUBUNIT (AKA T-ARA'S BEST SUBUNIT) SINGLE "SOAP BUBBLES"

CCM has finally gotten right in Japan. They are promoting throughout the country and releasing a whipping 10 versions of their new single "Bunny Style" In an attempt to get the girls their own spotlight, they have decided to make sub-units for the different versions. I of course adora Qriram (for short) and the preview for their single is flawless!

 "Soap Bubbles" is probably the cutest song I've heard in my life. It's so cute and sugary that it gave me diabetes but I don't care! My Queen Qri and Boram sing some serious cuteness in this song. I of course do not speak Japanese so I can't tell you what they're singing but let me just give you what I think.

I think "Soap Bubbles" is a cute song about taking a bath and knowing the Japanese market, it also probably has some masturbation innuendos. Because what's better than masturbation and a cute vocal arrangement? Nothing. Also, let's talk about those vocals, can you say impeccable?

Qri sounds flawless in this preview. I am so glad they are finally giving her some spotlight and I hope her solo single and this single do well! Qri is loved in Japan so I'm not even worried.

I can't wait for Qri's solo preview to be released and for the albums "Bunny Style" to finally come out on March 20th!! T-Ara FIGHTING!

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Vanessa Hudgens – “DVF Loves ROXY” Launch in New York

Vanessa Hudgens – “DVF Loves ROXY” Launch in New York

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KE$HA'S "WOO HOO" LEAKS

 

 *That has got to be my favorite blog post title ever*

Ke$ha's latest leak is her infectious party anthem "Woo Hoo". Originally meant to be in "Warrior" but later scrapped due to a snippet leaking online. It was then given to Big Time Rush with re-written lyrics. Needless to say God$ha's demo is 10000 times better.

"Woo Hoo" samples "Song #2" by Blur, a very popular song form 1997. It is heavily sampled in "Woo Hoo" but K$ is smart enough to add new instruments and her sassy talk-sing vocals slay that instrumental like it's her bitch.

"Party people (woo hoo)

If you're ready to throw down (woo hoo)

Like we never been allowed (woo hoo)

If you just don't give a fuck (woo hoooooo!)"

Best. Chorus. Of. Your. Miserable. Life.

The song goes from 1997 to faux-dubstep within seconds, creating a fun and ADD adventure that would only be served perfectly by K$. Also, the bridge is everything, as everyone and their momma blame God$ha to be part of the Flopmunati and hearing her sing "Hallelujah" repeatedly proves nothing but that she loves Baby Jesus as much as everyone else.

I currently have this on repeat. I didn't really like "Warrior" as much as I thought I did. This really really makes me want a new K$ EP. Hopefully she stops giving her best songs away. Let's not forget "Til The World Ends" and "Disgusting" I'm all for her getting some extra royalty pennies, but, she should be giving away her bad songs like "Paris Hilton's Closet" not her Top 10 hopefuls, I don't give a shit if a snippet leaked.

"Don't get paid to be a babysitter

But I'll teach a thing or two to your baby sister"

Role model coming through, bitches, step aside.

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SOME GIRL NAMED KAT DAHLIA RELEASES "GANGSTA" MUSIC VIDEO / YOUR LESSER FAVE CAN LEAVE NOW

 

Are you ready for the most informative blog post of your life? If you are, gtfo because I know nothing about this chick. I was browsing the interwebs looking for new English music cuz all I listen to now is sexy Asian bitches. Well, I came across this weed smoking sexy Cuban-American chick that goes by Kat Dahlia and she can get it.

"Gangsta" is a slow jam, very sentimental where she raps about being a bad ass bitch that needs no man's help and how she isn't impressed by your Ghetto-cci wallet and how "gansta" you think you are.

Music aside, the video is pretty damn good as well. It looks a lot like Florida, which makes sense seeing as how she's half Cuban.

I don't know anything else besides that this song is going on my "Bunny Style, Bunny Style!" playlist and your lesser favez can suck it.

"I do it all myself, I ain't getting help from no one..."

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