GANGKIZ - WHO MY FAVEZ ARE AND WHY!

I can't tell you how much I hated the idea of a T-Ara wannabe group. I was so furious that T-Ara's own label would add two members to an existing group and then debut a 7 member group to become the "new T-Ara" I was furious! And then such group released the most blatant rip off of T-Ara that has ever been recorded in KPop. I was devastated. And then out of nowhere I started to fall in love with "Honey Honey" because it's such a T-Ara rip off I consider it a T-Ara song so therefore I must adore it and I can't tell you how fucking obsessed I am with this song! I play it in my head every single day! Why did they give it to GangKiz? T-Ara would have SLAYED your favez with this song!

So back to why y'all are here. If you know me, you know I love the cuteness outta Qri, I think she slays, she's the Queen of T-Ara and everyone else is her peasants. Qri > your entire life tbh. She's so damn cute and bubbly and she can't sing or dance but she still does it so flawlessly. She can't even lip-synch to a loud backing track but she still remains without flaws. Seriously, she does everything wrong so beautifully. 

So now when new groups debut I look for the Qri in them and I found not one, or two, but THREE in Gangkiz except Gangkiz is more obvious about it. I don't know their name, I really don't care to find out, I'm just gonna stan for them like it's the last thing I'm worth doing in my life!

 First we have the cute girl with short red hair, she gets NO LINES whatsoever in their debut single, not even an ad-lib, not even an OH in the chorus, nothing! But have you seen her perform? It's like she's injecting steroids and you're a weak bodybuilder. It seriously revives your meaningless life!

Then we have the other red hair girl but with the long one. She actually gets quite a lot of lines but she can't sing along to the backing track, and damn is that backing track loud but she still dances around and whips her weave like she's the Korean Mariah Carey, I don't know your name but I want to have your children!

And then we have the cute short brown hair girl, no, not the one with the ugly highlights, the one with just brown hair and the OMG shirt (wore on the performance below) GOD SHE SLAYS ME! Have you ever seen anything cuter (besides of course Queen Qri?) I have fallen in love! She also gets no lines whatsoever but I saw her pretend to sing the "Ooooh" part like twice, you know she's a go-getter!

I found Qris in a talentless place and it feels so good! 

Btw the lead singer needs some vocal classes, god, her voice is horrendous live. Give my queens with no lines some lines bitches, don't be greedy, let them slay!

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GANGKIZ RELEASES "HONEY HONEY" MV

T-Ara's B-side group GangKiz have unleashed the full music video for their debut single "Honey Honey" The video is all you can expect... Cry Cry / Lovey Dovey but in a boring way. They spend most of their time walking around and driving than doing anything worth watching. 

I stopped watching the video after 4 minutes and went in and watch the the Cry Cry / Lovey Dovey mini-drama instead because T-Ara know how to do flawless, flawlessly. 

Nice try girls, but you're gonna need more than just a knock-off single to make it. The song itself is amazing, but that's because it was probably went for T-Ara, and then CCM decided to give it to GangKiz. This whole 7 theme is also really annoying because we all know who the real 7QUEENS are aka #7AraStayTogether.

Honey honey baby come to me... oh oh oh oh!

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GANGKIZ TEASE US WITH "HONEY HONEY"

CCM's new girl group Gangkiz (previously known as Gang Kids) are debuting soon with their highly addictive T-Ara knock off. And in order to prove everyone that they really are T-Ara 2.0 they have copied everything they could from T-Ara. They have the Cry Cry mini-drama music video, the Lovey Dovey / Roly Poly rip off sound.

The song follows the same formula that made Roly Poly and Lovey Dovey so popular. Not only are the title two catchy words, but all three have the same disco feel to it... but just updated. This trilogy reminds me of Super Junior, they released Sorry Sorry, then ripped themselves off with "Bonamana" and because that wasn't enough they released "Mr. Simple" and just like "Roly Poly" 1, 2, and 3 they keep getting more and more addicting. 

"Honey Honey" like I said is flawless in its own right, it mixes "Mr. Saxobeat" and "Roly / Dovey" so effortlessly it's like the other three songs were meant to be. Not to mention, the visual is fantastic, but then it's not something T-Ara hasn't done and executed perfectly before.

It's so sad they ended up with it though, because T-Ara would have snatch 1000 times as many weaves with this song. Just picture Qri sticking her hands from the left to the right singing the intro to this and Boram only having one line, and Soyeon, Eunjung, Hyomin and Jiyeon having all the lines and Hwayoung having the more ridiculous mini-rap verse of all time.

I wonder how South Korea is going to react to Gangkiz, because right now they adore T-Ara, and having a group blatantly copy their fave is not an option. But then again, EXO-K is ruling everyone right now and they're just a Super Junior - Shinee mashup. 

I wonder if the hook is gonna be "Honey honey honey ho ho ho ho"

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