NO DOUBT TO MAKE SEPTEMBER COMEBACK!

One of the biggest bands of the early 2000s have been prepping for almost a year and they finally announced their official comeback date. To be honest I'm just excited for Gwen, I need some Gwen related music and if I have to label it as No Doubt, I'll play along. 

You can expect their new music this September... seems kinda far... but just wait, before you know it it'll be August and your pussays gon be orgasming to "It' My Life" on the daily.

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KE$HA TALKS ABOUT NEW ALBUM "SPANDEX ON THE DISTANT HORIZON"

Ke$hus sat down with V Magazine to speak about her upcoming second album tentatively titled "Spandex on the Distant Horizon", the new sound, and how to be flaw-free without spending a penny!

Ms. Ke$hyKe$h went to explain what she thinks will be the response from the fans about the new sound “Some people will be shocked. Some will also be excited to know that I don’t just do silly white-girl rap. I’m from the South, I have a lot of soul.” YESSS!! Soulful diva coming your way! But don't get scared God$ha promises "...it’s not going to be some avant-garde jazz record. I innately write pop songs. That’s just what I do.” Ke$ha, my love, you write POP MASTERPIECES!

If that wasn't enough, she also talks about on of the songs titled "Dirty Love" The popstar says such song contains no auto-tune or flaws. “It’s a throwback song. It’s all about how I don’t want your money, I don’t want a ring, I don’t wanna be your girlfriend, and I’m never going to be your wife. I just want your dirty love—so it’s called ‘Dirty Love.’” (Bootycall 2012?) - INSPIRING, EPIC! That is all I'm going to say!

There's no release date for this upcoming masterpiece but all I gotta say is Beethoven, Mozart and all those flop classical bitches best watch out! Holy Ke$hpirit is going to slay your has-been, never-were miserable lives!

I can't wait for the new album, I know it's going to be pretty awesome for this pretty lady. 

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THE VERONICAS LONG AWAITED THIRD ALBUM IS FINALLY COMING!

The sexy Aussie twins have confirmed the album is to be released this June/July with the first single being released soon. They have performed a handful of new tracks on their small LA gigs, I haven't paid attention to them to be honest, I am going to wait til the single is released. I've waited almost four years for this comeback, another couple of weeks won't kill me. As expected, in order to build anticipation for the comeback they have been pretty quiet about the whole project, but, their friend, collaborator and ex-lover, Bill was kind enough to give us something to hold on to.

“I play guitar on one song. There’s this really great track they have that’s probably going to be the opening track. I don’t know what they’re going to call it; it was tentatively called I’m a Veronica. I know it sounds funny but there’s strange aggressive rapping on it so in the middle of the song it breaks down in to a kinda heavy metal song with a super demonic Black Sabbath type riff"

It seems they have gone back to their original sound... and made it even angrier. If that is true I hope the album sounds more like "Mother Mother" on a Xanax withdrawal. I want anger, I want revenge, I want them to put every rock band to shame.

They uploaded a couple of pictures from the studio, and I gotta say, my skinny bitches are looking all sorts of FIERCE!

  

(Caption: Oh are you waiting on me to lay down my flawless vocals and slay every irrelevant bitch in this universe? Well, hold on cuz I'm not done with my duck lips yet...)

*Jessica for President 2012 tbh*

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