BRITNEY SPEARS "BLACKOUT" MASTERPIECE ALBUM OFFICIALLY A PLATINUM HIT!

Besides "Gimme More" and "Piece of Me" the public never got a chance to really experience the amazingness that is Britney's "Blackout." This album is considered the most influential album in Pop in the last five years with many many other singers copping what Ms. Spears did almost half a decade ago. Up until now it is considered Britney's lowest selling album worldwide. Most credit that to Britney not promoting the album correctly and not releasing enough singles. But now that she's back in the spotlight in the good way, the album has finally become a Platinum Hit and I can finally say Britney has never had a flop album!

This is actually the first Britney album I bought...and I even pre-ordered it. I was so pressed about this album and I was not disappointed. The album is pure perfection, there are no fillers, there's not a dull moment, no flaws have been found! It's seriously a masterpiece and I am extremely glad that it finally is getting some love!

You can only imagine how pressed us Britney Fans are right now, QueenNey has 7 Platinum hits.. SEVEN, SIETE, If I knew another language I'd say SEVEN in that language too!

Now let us all listen to the song I love the most from the album... "Toy Soldier" (which was meant to be a single but was scrapped by RCA when she went back in the studio) This song needed to be a single so badly! I can't believe RCA was stupid enough to let it pass by.

No one can do cocky like Britney, no one can do sexy like Britney, it's Godney bitch!

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BRITNEY SPEARS SAYS HI FROM THE AUSTIN AUDITIONS / PROMOTES NEW VIDEO SHARING SITE!

*Sexy, sexy that's all I do!*

Everyone love to advertise with the Queen of Pop, she has such a huge following that you just can't help but worship whatever she promotes. Now, with the XFactor USA season 2 coming our ways in September, QueenNey has gone and started promoting Viddy, a new video sharing site, similar to YouTube...but Britney promoted. Obviously YouTube can kiss their views goodbye because the Queen is here to slay!

Britney's Viddy account in less than a day has gotten over 1.7 Million followers. Your fave wishes to get to that point. It's so funny, whatever Britney does becomes relevant. It wasn't even 24 hours ago that she made the-now-extremely-popular-pharse "I PASS..." famous., she's now coming for YouTube.

Only a true Queen of Pop can have this effect on people.

Click here to watch her welcoming video. She's so cute when she's looking at cue cards!  In Britney We Trust tbh! You might as well get used to this because every website in the WWW is gonna wanna get SlayNey to advertise for them. (WWW= World Wide Web)

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BRITNEY SPEARS "I PASS" BECOMES A SENSATION!

*Caption: Bitches move out my way, Queen coming through!*

QueenNey has done it again. Four years ago she created "It's Britney Bitch" now every flop on earth says "It's...bitch" or "I'm... bitch". She creates phenomenons, that's what she does. She lip-synchs, she breaks records, she slaps your favez with dirty mops and she creates the best phrases ever. Now during the first day of the XFactor auditions she said "I Pass..." and the world is now talking about it. 

Godney has been doing a great job from what I've heard from the leaked clips. She's being witty, bitchy and just all sorts of delicious! 

She was heard telling a contestant “I feel like you need a new teacher to teach you how to sing.” DAAAAAMMMMNNNN!!! 

Let the Britney Spears XFactor memes commence!

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BRITNEY SPEARS AND DEMI LOVATO STAR IN NEW XFACTOR USA PROMO!

The video is 20 seconds long, and Britney is in like 4 seconds of it. But she's IN THERE, QUEEN BRITNEY HOLY-SPEARIT IS THERE!!!! 

I'm still shaking and crying about this. Seeing Godney Spears in my living room every week telling wannabe flops that they can't sing will be stupendous!

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GLEE TO HAVE SECOND BRITNEY SPEARS TRIBUTE IN SEASON FOUR!

This is a great week to be Britney Spears, not only has she joined the XFactor and secured herself a delicious 15 Million dollars, but now the Queen of Earth will have a second tribute episode on the gay-tastic show "Glee"

This comes as no surprise seeing how everything is going with Britney, she's really hot right now, probably as hot as the sun, and Glee is not having the best third season ever. Glee's viewers have declined week by week and they need someone to fix it soon so they come to the Holy Spearit to get some viewers and it's gonna work. I hate the show but if they're gonna be doing some Britney, I'll be watching!!!

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BRITNEY SPEARS JOINS XFACTOR USA!

Ms. Spears has done it. She has resurrected #TeamBritney vs #TeamFlops back from 1999. The goddess will slay your favorite bitches every week with her flawless mentoring, vocal coach skills and charisma while ranking up a rumored $15M deal!

Britney has been rumored for this part for a while now but it isn't until now that it's fully official and I am so happy.

I can't wait for Ms. Spears aka Ma. HolySpearit to come and save us all from Christina's cunty comments and JLOs useless advice.

Watch out America, the bitch is back!!!

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THE WANTED LOVE BRITNEY AND HATE CHRISTINA AGUILERA LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

The Wanted are no strangers to controversy these days. After slamming Christina Aguilera for being a total bitch to them during their time on "The Voice" the boys then proceeded to talk about Britney and her horrendous security team who made them face the wall during an event's backstage.

There was some confusion regarding the Britney incident but the boys have admitted that Britney is one of the nicest people and that it was her team that was a douchebag. That can't be said about Christina who has been a total bitch not only to the hot UK quintet but to mega stars like Mariah Carey, Mary J. Blige, Whitney Houston, etc. 

The boys have now come into defense for Britney saying "Nine times out of ten, if people make it that far, it is because they are nice. The people around them, it's their job to be a little dickish - Christina is probably the exception to that. If Britney was a cow, we'd just say it, but she wasn't. We are just honest."

And damn, are they honest. They are not only defending Ms. Holy-Spearit but kind of calling Christina a cow... This is gonna cause such a hate-war in all the music forums, I can't fucking wait!! So glad my boys are #TeamBritney

Christina, get your shit together, you're a total flop, no one cares about you and getting one of the hottest boy bands in the US against you is not what you need, remember how that went a decade ago when 'NSYNC was #TeamBritney and you had to hang out with the rejects?

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BRITNEY SPEARS FULL VERSION OF "THIS KISS" LEAKS!

It didn't take long for Britney stand to get their hands on the full version of this epic masterpiece. Y'all know I love this song so I'm gonna make this really short. The song slays every single song your fave has ever written, thought of writing, produced or demo. 

I didn't wanna blog about it right after it leaked because... well Britney's team don't play and the last thing I need is them knocking on my door. Unless they are bringing me a signed Britney autograph.

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SNIPPET OF BRITNEY SPEARS' "THIS KISS" LEAKS!

Some sneaky stan got their hands on an ancient Britney Spears demo titled "This Kiss."

I gotta say, I love this track. It reminds me of the "Britney" album era, which I love, even though it's actually from "Circus" era. But really what Britney era don't I love? 

The track has this weird repeating sound in the entire song and it is seriously addicting. Godney Holy-Spearit sounds amazing, showcasing her top of the line vocals. 

Here's a bit of the lyrics *not on the leaked snippet* (you're welcome bitches)

"There was a time when you were mine

There was a time when you held me tight

Boy I wish you could find me

This kiss this kiss this kiss"

And here is the leaked snippet

*Best lyrics ever written if you ask me*

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