QUEEN DARA AND HER FELLOW SERVANTS (AKA 2NE1) MAKE OFFICIAL M! COUNTDOWN COMEBACK WITH "I LOVE YOU"!

Sandara Park also known as the Queen of 2NE1, also known as just Dara, and her fellow servants (CL, Bom and Minzy) made their official comeback for the variety show "M! Countdown". They were originally supposed to comeback last week but Minzy's grandma decided to die, forcing 2NE1 to delay their return and ruining all of our lives. 

Thank God this comeback hasn't been as messy as last one though, God, last one was horrible. It's kinda sad how someone always dies (last time it was that motorcyclist Daesung from BIGBANG "allegedly" ran over) but thankfully this has been a success. The girls new single "I Love You" has topped the #1 spot in South Korea, dethroning SISTAR's latest flop effort and leaving the newly 8 membered T-Ara for the #2 spot. 

In this particular performance, Dara reinvents everything you could possibly think you knew. She reinvents fashion, with her flawless new and never done before* shaved side and her chopstick hairstyle. God, can she do anything wrong? Well, it seems not because her vocals for this performance (and the previous Inkigayo) have been flawless, flaw-free, impeccable, untouchable, unmatchable, better than Adele herself. Dara is serving up some flawless vocal skills with her half-sung, half spoken verses showing CL and Minzy who's the real rapper up in this bitch while looking younger, cuter and a hell of a lot more charming than all the other three members combined!

I also particularly love this performance because of the back-wall. It changes a lot of times which is great because it shows they actually put effort into it. Also, I love that flop moment in the performance when Minzy and CL do the whole faux lesbo, let's sing together and hug each other and look at the camera like we're faux lesbos, it's such a flop moment it almost makes me love them. 

Anyway, watch the performance and tell me how much you love Dara, if not, GTFO!

*Sarcasm is intended

- On  a side note, I made an edit of this song with Dara singing more lines... it's epic... but I might never post it because I'm greedy as fuck and I don't wanna share... but I wanna tease y'all, kthanksbye.

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2NE1 MAKE AN EPIC COMEBACK TO KPOP WITH "I LOVE YOU" ON INKIGAYO!

You can always count on the foursome known as the force to reckoned with, to bring it all in with their live performances. The fact we don't get as many performances like every other idol group totally makes up with the quality. Last night, Dara and her passy took the Inkigayo stage and slayed everything... and did it completely live!

CL was in charge (as the official leader) to kick things off with her rap-intro and the girl was giving me all sorts of fierce with her pirate-lookalike parrot. She was strutting her cha-chas to the left, and to the right and all over the damn stage! It was glorious! And to be fair, it was a pretty nice rap to!

Now with "I Love You", it seems they chose a not-so-difficult choreography in order to have the girls not run out of breath, and it paid off because we can actually hear the girls sing, yes, even Dara, and let me tell you, girl can sing (or talk). Dara was looking all sorts of fuckable in that side-shaved head of hers. Also, she gets a good amount of lines in this one, and she gets to sing the "I love you, I love youuuuu" part and you know I'm already on Audacity editing the shit out of Bom's bit so I can hear Dara sing that twice.

Bom, sounded great, she wasn't shouty and annoying as she can sound sometimes. She stuck to nice vocals and wasn't nervous. A lot of the times homegirl gets a little worked up, and her voice sounds shaky, but this time, she was on it!

Minzy on the other hand, was a bad girl, a very bad girl! She was being a slut all over the dance floor, popping her butt like there was no tomorrow, swinging all over the place, girl, get a room (i love it!) She was fierce! And her live vocals are so good too!

All the girls sounded great, looked great and Dara is proving she can talk along to a backing track, so all is right with this miserable world!

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2NE1 RELEASE "I LOVE YOU" MUSIC VIDEO!

Dara and her passy are back at it again with their all-kill, defining new masterpiece "I Love You". They have just released the music video (20 minutes ago, sorry for the delay) and it's giving me life. It's cute, it's charming, it's classy and the fashion is on point and most importantly, Dara looks better than your flops.

The more I listen to "I Love You" the more in love I am with it, and of course, Dara's flawless, auto tuned vocals are a major factor in my love for this track! 

Can't wait for the live performances!

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