CELINE DION SHOWS ADELE WHAT REAL SINGING SOUNDS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE "ROLLING IN THE DEEP"

I've never been a Celine Dion stan and I'm not gonna pretend I ever was but daaaaaaaaaammmmnnnn this bitch just shut it down! Celine covered "Rolling In The Deep" by Adele and seriously shattered everything you ever thought was singing with her unbelievable vocals!

Before she starts Celine admits that she loves Adele and that thinks she's great, blah blah, I'm here for the singing and when the singing starts, it's like heaven is just entering your body and the gospel, hurt, sorrow, and liberation feelings just flow throughout your entire body, it's like she's possessing you with her voice for 3:30 minutes. 

The vocals are beyond flawless, perfect, spotless, no auto-tune needed, etc etc etc. This needs a proper studio version so it can get released on iTunes and smash every record set by the original. 

When I grow up, I wanna invent a machine that transfers vocal chords so that Celine can donate them to me. I wanna be a flawless singing legend too...and auto-tune isn't gonna cut it anymore. 

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FIVE REASONS AMERICA DOES NOT NEED ADELE!

So I receive this text from my friend today pretty much telling me to disregard the blog post idea he had emailed me because he's now a transformed man and doesn't want people to think he's weird, this was like an hour after he sent it to me, how much can you transform in an hour, I have no clue. Before I continue, let me say I have not written this, this is all my friend, I literally copied and pasted. Anyway the email goes as follow:

I have a super cool subject for your blog lol America does not need Adele (5 REASONS) After thoughtfully thinking about what the post should be about, I decided that Adele would be a great fit (pun not intended). Reasons why I don't like Adele:

1- She sets fire to the rain which I find psyco and really unnecessary

2- She rolls in the deep which I understand considering her weight problems thats the only way she can commute.

3- She turns tables which is rude when you're having dinner.

4- She chases pavement if you don't think this is retarded.....GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BLOG.

5- Just because we are an over weight nation does not mean that we sympathize with your fat ass.

PS - I'm not Kim Kardashian!


- That readers is what my friends sound like LOL

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