F(X) PREMIERES "ELECTRIC SHOCK" MUSIC VIDEO!

I have been jamming to "Electric Shock" so hard for the last 24 hours. The single is so fierce, so fun, dancey, and just flawless. The girls spent almost an entire year preparing for this comeback, giving the audience enough time to miss them and giving themselves enough time to find a sound that would be F(X) and no one else's and I'm happy they took the time because it totally paid off!

The single does a great job at making them all very, very likable. They're all given even parts so they all have the time to shine. Also, note that Amber actually sing / talks in this song rather than her typical useless "raps". I think SM is finally making some good decisions regarding F(X). They have spent time in their sound, image and overall appeal. The production for this single is beyond epic, it's so sharp, it has the right amount of processing, the right amount of beats, and the right amount of build-ups.

The music video finishes the work. All the girls look lovely, absolutely stunning, specially during their solo shots, seriously fierce. They've done such a great job I can't even choose a fave, Amber included. I'm new to their music so I don't know their names but the blonde girl had my attention for a bit, but then the girls with long brown hair started slaying me, and then the one with dirty blonde just popped outta nowhere and blew my mind...and then Amber out of all of them gave me life during the bridge. Who do I choose? I must have a bias!!! (Bias is what Koreans call "favez")

The styling for the music video is sharper than a chola's eyebrows. The outfits make sense, the hair colors make sense, the make up makes sense, everything is calculated so perfectly that an OCD person like me can't help but fall deep in love. The "RICH" and "SICK" shirts are fucking fierce! The football shirt, epic! The colors they chose for the outfits are so vibrant and electric, I love it!

As far as the choreography, it seems they've taken some advice from T-Ara and it's great, because one of T-Ara's best attributes is that their choreo is simple but fierce and clean. F(X) for once have an epic choreo that isn't being shadowed by useless steps. The steps for the chorus are so easy to learn, everything is manipulated so efficiently, an A+! And with this song being this fun you know everyone's gonna be dancing along to this at the Korean karaoke bars. 

Now the special effects for the video were a bit cheesy and expected but I was too busy drooling over everything else to really give a fuck.

Buy "Electric Shock" on iTunes!

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TATANA - YOU CAN'T GET IN MY HEAD (FEAT. NATALIA KILLS) MUSIC VIDEO IS ALL SORTS OF NAUGHTY AND CUTE!

Natalia Kills never made in the US, but unlike my other flops, she's got a pretty big following in some parts of Europe, especially Germany. Natalia's always been a bit of a GaGa knock-off but I love her. I still think Mirrors should have been a hit in the US but whatever. Now, Ms. Kills is lending her flawless vocals to Tatana, whom according to Wikipedia is a female DJ and Producer from The Czech Republic, not from Switzerland as many seem to think. The song doesn't really have sufficient lyrics but it's so flawless!

In the video Ms. Kills starts off playing with herself as she has her knees all up in the air, then she starts biting this guy's ear and licking him all over the place. It's exactly what the visual for "Mirrors" should have been and so much more. Natalia looks so fucking sexy! Even though there's so much sex-inuendos, the video is actually cute with Natalia laughing and smiling as she licks the guy's ears and neck. 

As for the song, flaws have yet to be found. There's so much auto tune that you forget who you're listening to by the second verse but... it's so damn catchy! Not to mention, it has this sick-ass dubstep breakdown. I know, every basic song has a dubstep breakdown but this one is so good! 

If you want to ravage, you have to be a savage, tbh!

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KELLY CLARKSON GOES DARK AND SENTIMENTAL ON "DARK SIDE" MV!

Kelly Clarkson is having one of the best years of her life. Homegirl has one of the best selling singles of 2012, her album sales are strong (pun intended) and she's looking so fab! In her newest video, she is looking sexy as f...

Besides the new album and single, Kelly will also be part of a new singing show called "Duets" I don't know much about it because I'm too busy drooling over Britney's "I Pass..." comment for the XFactor! Anyway, good luck to her.

I wasn't feeling her album before but to be an honest mainstream bitch, I started listening to "Stronger (Album)" after the Billboard performance and I am in love. Kelly Slaykson!\

But anyway, the video is really nice, she looks sexy and cute in this video. The video itself is kinda sad, and very P!nks "Perfect" but it's still cute and not as cheesy. God, Kelly looks so fucking amazing!



Expect "Dark Side" to shatter some records in the upcoming week!

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GANGKIZ RELEASES "HONEY HONEY" MV

T-Ara's B-side group GangKiz have unleashed the full music video for their debut single "Honey Honey" The video is all you can expect... Cry Cry / Lovey Dovey but in a boring way. They spend most of their time walking around and driving than doing anything worth watching. 

I stopped watching the video after 4 minutes and went in and watch the the Cry Cry / Lovey Dovey mini-drama instead because T-Ara know how to do flawless, flawlessly. 

Nice try girls, but you're gonna need more than just a knock-off single to make it. The song itself is amazing, but that's because it was probably went for T-Ara, and then CCM decided to give it to GangKiz. This whole 7 theme is also really annoying because we all know who the real 7QUEENS are aka #7AraStayTogether.

Honey honey baby come to me... oh oh oh oh!

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HELLO VENUS RELEASES "VENUS" MUSIC VIDEO!

It's debut season in South Korea, so you will be seeing a lot of new groups come and go this summer. We now have the epically, brilliantly, amazingly, fantastically named "Hello Venus" (styled helLOVEnus) The song reminds me a bit of T-Ara and SNSD to be honest but it's not so obvious and they can still say they sound like themselves and not just a ripoff (take notes Gangkiz). 

The music video and song are so cute! They spell something I can't make up, but that's why I listen to KPop, so I don't understand what they're saying. The choreography is giving me all sorts of goosebumps! It's just so adorable. It makes you want to jump in and dance along.

I already found my favez, Nara (the one that looks like a younger Qri) and Lime (the one with the lime hair, see I told you, brilliance!) They are giving me fierceness on a silver platter. Now let me go find the lyrics so I can attempt to sing along, or at least learn what English word they're trying to spell. 

Can't wait to see this masterpiece live tbh. 

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CHER LLOYD'S "WANT U BACK" VIDEO SLAYS!

Cher is slaying me with her first US music video. It is fun, it is quirky, it is everything you would expect from the sexy 18 year old...and...it actually has a plot for once, and a good one at that!

When the first promo picture was released I thought she was gonna go all Lady GaGa on a diner on me, but, turns out Ms. Lloyd had a different idea in mind and I love it. Cher looks sexy in this video without over doing it, and those facial expressions & growls have me weak! The plot is cute, very revengeful but in a cartoon way, Cher's make up is flawless, her wardrobe is intact... and the song is still so fucking catchy!
The video is very contradictory as well, and that's why I love it. There's a part where she sings about pants...and she's not even wearing any. Also, I love how it's called US version, even though it's identically the same instrumental as the original non-5-year-old version. Oh speaking of toddlers, let's not forget that 5 year old from the Flop-Factor is not in this version, baby Jesus, thank you!

This bitch needs to go and promote this in every single restaurant and everywhere we... wait sorry. She needs to go promote this in every single TV show / Award Show / Mall / Small Venue / Restaurant, etc.



*Does this sound like a helicopter? Brrrrrr tbh*

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