CHER LLOYD AND SNOOP DOGG "WANT U BACK" - YA HEARD?

The queen of everything that's chav and fierce decided that topping the iTunes Top 5 by herself wasn't enough and that her amazing first US single "Want U Back" needed some ghetto realness, because you know the "helicopter" noises were not doing it for the hood-rats. So she asked Snoop Dogg out of everyone she possible could ask to feature in the new and revamped version of "Want U Back"..............................

It's not horrible, she still sounds flawless and the auto tune is still better than your best flop vocalists. But Snoop Dogg really makes me feel icky, and he's yucky and I don't want him in this song, goddamn it. This version better not have a music video... I can NOT go through this dilemma again, I had it enough with it with that 10 year old Astro in the UK version....

Besides the useless feature, obviously useless because the solo song is doing fantastic so far, this version has nothing different, the instrumental is the same and everything. But hey, gotta get your money girl. 

Oh yeah, this isn't supposed to premiere until tomorrow.... just google...

Btw, this was the original picture I wanted to use as the post's "pic header" but it was in horrible quality... so I decided to use that other crazy pic instead.... she still looks insane... but I like this picture more.... 

Does she sound like a helicopter?? Brrrrrrrrrrrrr

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CHER LLOYD'S "WANT U BACK" VIDEO SLAYS!

Cher is slaying me with her first US music video. It is fun, it is quirky, it is everything you would expect from the sexy 18 year old...and...it actually has a plot for once, and a good one at that!

When the first promo picture was released I thought she was gonna go all Lady GaGa on a diner on me, but, turns out Ms. Lloyd had a different idea in mind and I love it. Cher looks sexy in this video without over doing it, and those facial expressions & growls have me weak! The plot is cute, very revengeful but in a cartoon way, Cher's make up is flawless, her wardrobe is intact... and the song is still so fucking catchy!
The video is very contradictory as well, and that's why I love it. There's a part where she sings about pants...and she's not even wearing any. Also, I love how it's called US version, even though it's identically the same instrumental as the original non-5-year-old version. Oh speaking of toddlers, let's not forget that 5 year old from the Flop-Factor is not in this version, baby Jesus, thank you!

This bitch needs to go and promote this in every single restaurant and everywhere we... wait sorry. She needs to go promote this in every single TV show / Award Show / Mall / Small Venue / Restaurant, etc.



*Does this sound like a helicopter? Brrrrrr tbh*

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CHER LLOYD "WANT U BACK" US VERSION IS APPROACHING!

After the useless Astro remix for the UK edit of "Want U Back", Cher seems to finally pay attention to her fans and took the 5 year old off the US edit. 

The music video for the US version has been confirmed for a May 1st release through the Chavfastic's VEVO account. Rumor has it Snoop Dogg is featured on the US Version, I pray to all the Greek mythical gods that nightmare doesn't happen. 

From now until the premiere, Ms. Lloyd will be posting previews, gifs, nude pics, and anything that will give her attention. Look at that gif, Telephone flashbacks anyone?

*GET ON THE FLOOOOOOR*

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