RIHANNA'S NEWEST MASTERPIECE "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN" MUSIC VIDEO!

Our favorite masochist is back with a banging new video for her stellar effort also known as "Where Have You Been" The video might have come a year too late but lemme tell ya boo, the wait was worth it!

The video takes a while to start because she is on this lake thing for like a whole minute, but then things start to shape up! She starts dancing and I mean DANCING not Britney dancing, but like... DANCING! The choreography looks phenomenal, it's well done, very in-sync with the rest of the dancers, the outfits are extravagant and our favorite dance diva is looking sexier than ever! And the most important part, she's having fun, she's being young, she's being cute, and unlike your favorite flop, she's being relevant!

I could have done it without the obviously cheap "double" effect on some of the parts, but it's still a masterpiece!

*Now that the video was released I can die a happy man*

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SM TOWN PULLS OUT ALL THE STOPS FOR TAETISEO'S "TWINKLE" MUSIC VIDEO

Girls' Generation's (aka SNSD) first subunit have unleashed the visual for their first smash single as a trio. The EP where the single is taken from has already taken the top spot in all Korean digital music stores as well as iTunes all over the world, reaching #2 on the Top 10 Albums chart proving that their American fan base is getting stronger.  In the video you see GG's hottest 1/3 walking around, strutting their expensive and  glamourous dresses and demanding all the attention from the poor, but yet, oh so sexy paparazzi.

After the trio makes the grand entrance, you start seeing all the fabulousness that comes when you're part of the biggest Asian group. You see all the sexy girls catering to them while they effortlessly shatter every basic bitch in the world. 

I gotta give it up to SM, they completely nailed this one. From the outfits, the set, the choreography, and the lyrical arrangement. I was a bit worried that one would get more lines than the others but they gave each girl the same amount of lines, ad-libs and overall spotlight.  The video does its job fantastically well, because it takes the not so expected KPop gem and makes it into a masterpiece in a sexy, yet playful and appropriate way. I was not very keen of the song when it premiered but...after seeing this video... twinkle, twinkle eojjeona?

My favorite part of the entire video is... every scene Taeyeon is in to be completely honest. She looks fabulous and out of all of them, she demands the spotlight without being bitchy about it or completely overstepping on any of them. And for some reason I could not keep my eyes off her smile. Her sparkly whites have yet to meet a flaw.

And don't forget to buy their EP on iTunes!

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THE VERONICAS'S LISA SIDE JOB RELEASES NEW SONG: JU JU YA YA

Lisa (1/2 of The Veronicas) side job aka "Dead Cool Dropouts" has released a new song and it is fucking brilliant! Not only is it experimental.... it's also amazingly recorded, the vocals and the instrumental mix so beautifully it's hard to recognize that she is half of "Take Me On The Floor". 

I downloaded their (DCD) first released song, and I was hooked, it is very different from The Veronicas, which is a very good choice. I consider this The Veronicas subunit to be quite honest, it's very refreshing, it is such a different sound from everything Lisa (and Jess) have released so far and DCD's new song = flawless. It is extremely catchy and the intro slays your entire life.

Ju Ju Ya Ya Ya... Make it ah la la la. 

*I'm still waiting for Jessica to release another smash under "CakeHole". "Stab You" > Life. tbqh*

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THE VERONICAS LONG AWAITED THIRD ALBUM IS FINALLY COMING!

The sexy Aussie twins have confirmed the album is to be released this June/July with the first single being released soon. They have performed a handful of new tracks on their small LA gigs, I haven't paid attention to them to be honest, I am going to wait til the single is released. I've waited almost four years for this comeback, another couple of weeks won't kill me. As expected, in order to build anticipation for the comeback they have been pretty quiet about the whole project, but, their friend, collaborator and ex-lover, Bill was kind enough to give us something to hold on to.

“I play guitar on one song. There’s this really great track they have that’s probably going to be the opening track. I don’t know what they’re going to call it; it was tentatively called I’m a Veronica. I know it sounds funny but there’s strange aggressive rapping on it so in the middle of the song it breaks down in to a kinda heavy metal song with a super demonic Black Sabbath type riff"

It seems they have gone back to their original sound... and made it even angrier. If that is true I hope the album sounds more like "Mother Mother" on a Xanax withdrawal. I want anger, I want revenge, I want them to put every rock band to shame.

They uploaded a couple of pictures from the studio, and I gotta say, my skinny bitches are looking all sorts of FIERCE!

  

(Caption: Oh are you waiting on me to lay down my flawless vocals and slay every irrelevant bitch in this universe? Well, hold on cuz I'm not done with my duck lips yet...)

*Jessica for President 2012 tbh*

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TAETISEO'S "TWINKLE" IS HERE!

SNSD (Girls Generation) have gone ahead and released a subunit titled Taetiseo with members Taeyeon, Tiffany, and Seohyun (get it? Tae-Ti-Seo, very creative if you ask me)

This is an effort to keep the SNSD relevant in South Korea (and Asia) as the rest of the group focuses on their English album, which is hopefully to be released next year. 

I was popping every living organ in my body to "The Boys" (even the Japanese version) but this Twinkle song is very boring. It is trying way too hard to separate itself from SNSD and not in a good way. 

I hope the EP has better songs to offer tbh.

Overall, I think this trio / subunit idea was unnecessary, SNSD is already more famous than Baby Jesus in South Korea and a tiny hiatus would not affect their star power.

*Click here to see the official music video*

*In other news, I recently began to obsess over "Gee"... I know I"m like a century late, but... Gee gee geee gee baby baby!*

Buy "Twinkle" EP on iTunes!

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NICOLA ROBERTS PERFORMS "I"

Yes, this live performance is from October 2011, flaws have yet to surface from this performance, she still sounds better than your favez and her red-ish locks is still firing up your flop's messy weaves. And her expression at the end is like global warming and I'm a glacier, it just melts me!

Nicola if you ever read this, I'm still waiting for you to tour the US.

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IT'S KPOP BOYBAND COMEBACK STAGE WEEK AT MUSIC CORE!

If you like boy idol groups over girl idol groups then this is your week. And South Korea's Music Core! seems to be the place to be at if you want the hottest new singles.

Shall we commence? 

U-KISS

The baby faced group are back with "DORADORA." Now, I've never truly liked U-Kiss, mainly because of their name, U-Kiss, really? The song is not catchy at all, the chorus is weak, and the bits of English lyrics don't match the actual Korean ones. After all of that, I still decided it'd be great to see the music video (link here). And then my obsession kicked in. The choreography reminds me of Super Junior, and that's a good thing, because Super Junior can't sing and their dancing is their only appeal. The song sounds a bit like a slowed-down "Bonamana" too. 

I would say about 85% of the performance was live which is rare for a comeback stage. I was very pleased with it, though. And do you hear those chants? I think the female population of South Korea agrees with me. Mainly when that red-head is being all sexy lifting his shirt and stuff. B-b-b-bounce b-b-b-bounce!

Buy "DORADORA (EP) on iTunes

B.A.P.

I was really really into B.A.P when they released their debut smash "Warrior." I thought it was a refreshing for the KPop scene, I thought they were awesome and carried their performances very well. "Power is such a disappointment, though! It sounds the same to me, there's no progression, nothing really new buy that useless guitar riff. If you watch the performance it's like you're watching "Warrior" again. Yawn, snooze, etc and don't get me wrong, their concepts are really amazing, but it's the same concept twice. Music Video (link here)

They are going to have to switch it up if they want to succeed in this crazy KPop world. Great vocals / performance won't help them if they don't release something different soon. We get bored of the same sound easily.

Buy "Power" on iTunes

F.CUZ

Now I saved the best for last. F.CUZ apparently went on an extended hiatus and added two new members (don't ask me to point them out because I won't be able to) I remember the original line up was fine but not really "WOW" so I was more than excited to see the new guys debut. Their latest title track is called "No. 1" and it is a certified hit. The intro is fucking money! Seriously, besides "Roly Poly" I think this has one of the best intros in KPop. Their music video (link here) is amazing, it has a very cool concept. The choreography is on point, they hit every single sharp move so flawlessly, from that shoulder / neck move to the hand gestures. And then the live performance happened. 

Ok, so the guy with the intro decides to not sing live at all, even though he is the leader, and the only rapper, and that the only part he has in the song is the intro fragment. But nope, he decided everyone else can sing live but him. Oh and let's not forget he doesn't even mime the part he's supposed to be "singing" Someone really needs to make him sing live next time because I need to hear that bit live or I will have a panic attack. He is not about to ruin this song for me, I ain't having that! The performance was great though, the rest of the boys carried the vocals / choreography with no flaws in sight. The LED breakdown was flawless as well,  everyone was where they needed to be, everyone was on the same micro-movement. It's was stellar, brilliant, magnificent, fantastic baby!

I'm gonna have to get back to you and examine them one by one and decide who my I'm going to stan for (or as they say in Korea, my 'biased') LOL Koreans <3. I'm kinda worried it's going to end up being Jinon (the 'rapper') seeing as how he's the only name I can remember.

Either way...

"neon talla neon talla ttan yeojadeul-kwahneun talla neomu talla neomu talla ijen naman parabollae"

Buy "No.1" on iTunes NOW!

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CHER LLOYD "WANT U BACK" US VERSION IS APPROACHING!

After the useless Astro remix for the UK edit of "Want U Back", Cher seems to finally pay attention to her fans and took the 5 year old off the US edit. 

The music video for the US version has been confirmed for a May 1st release through the Chavfastic's VEVO account. Rumor has it Snoop Dogg is featured on the US Version, I pray to all the Greek mythical gods that nightmare doesn't happen. 

From now until the premiere, Ms. Lloyd will be posting previews, gifs, nude pics, and anything that will give her attention. Look at that gif, Telephone flashbacks anyone?

*GET ON THE FLOOOOOOR*

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JUSTIN BIEBER RELEASES YAWN INDUCING "BELIEVE" ALBUM COVERS!

Justin Bieber wants you to believe this is what album covers should look like.

All I'm gonna say is that Britney has done cheap standard and deluxe covers before, and has done a better job.
Click "read more" to see the "deluxe" album cover.

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NICKI MINAJ'S MASSIVE ATTACK PART DEUX VIDEO: STARSHPS

Nicki Minaj decided to copy herself and pretty much re-shoot her "Massive Flop Attack" video and paste "Starships" audio on top of it. 

I didn't watch the entire video to be honest with you, I instead watched the original "Massive Attack" because it was better years ago before she lost all that weight and got better weaves. 

Also, some people are comparing it to Heidi Montag's atrocious homemade debut video. Copying lesser known bitches is what today's best pop stars do anyway, just look at GaGa copying Madonna. 

She should have copied Paulina Rubio instead because I'm still drooling over Paulina's visual masterpiece.

Buy "Starships (Explicit)" on iTunes! 

*Music video aside 'Starships were meant to fly' remains one of the best lyric bits ever written*

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PAULINA RUBIO PREMIERES SADOMASOCHISTIC "BOYS WILL BE BOYS" MUSIC VIDEO!

The Queen of Latin Pop just premiered the visual for her new English single "Boys Will Be Boys." 

There is so much happening in this video that if you blink once, you miss an epic moment, and I LOVE IT! This is probably the funnest, most original S&M concept video to date by any female pop star. I don't know what I love the most, the fat guys dressed as babies, the girls paintballing that Asian dude, the lesbian hookers, the blindfolded gay dancers, or Paulina whipping the "suave" guy.  

I'm glad Paulina is finally making her decade-too-late return to the English market and that accent is sounding sexier than ever. That Mexican/Spaniard lisp is doing wonders for this raunchy chica!

Funny though, with all the mimics this video is projecting, the auto-tune and the generic RedOne production, you kinda forget that Paulina is actually a vocally talented SINGER and one of Mexico's most famous exports. But hey, its' main target is Amerrrca, and y'all know we don't like modesty.

Buy "Boys Will Be Boys" on iTunes NOW! 

We need to make this a massive hit because I need to see this bitch mop the stage with your favez tears!

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PREPARE YOURSELF, TVXQ TO MAKE KOREAN COMEBACK DURING THE SECOND HALF OF 2012!

South Korea's vocally talented duo will be back during the second half of the year according to Junho (left) & Changmin (right) themselves.

After focusing on Japan for the first half of 2012 and making more money than your favez ever will in their entire existence with new original Japanese music, a 26 date-tour, product placements, etc, TVXQ have promised to make their Korean comeback after they take some much needed rest.

I don't know about you all but I am ready. I was praying to baby Jesus that their Japanese tour would end already because to be honest, I don't really care for their Japanese stuff. Give me "KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN" PART DEUX already damn it.

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SHINEE'S NEWEST JAPANESE SINGLE / MUSIC VIDEO: SHERLOCK

SHINee's latest Korean single gets the Japanese treatment y'all! It will be released through EMI Japan this May 16th. 

The video premiered two days ago, it's the same theme/set as their Korean video, but unlike T-ARA, this is a good thing. I never understood why their "Lucifer (Japanese Version)" single had so much auto tune but I'm glad SM decided to level it down a notch. 

I really want SHINee to achieve TVXQ status in La Japan. They have all that it takes, talent, looks, dance, language, etc, etc.

Now time to watch the official music video!

*That weird hand-dance thing Key does still melts me*

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CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S MASSIVE FLOP RESURECTS?

The bitchiest diva of the 21st century is probably jumping around (or getting drunk in parking lots, whatever she does these days) because her 2010 massive flop, also known as "Bionic" decided to resurrect thanks to some participant on "The Voice" who decided to cover "Fighter" or "Beautiful" I don't really know. 

I don't know why people are buying "The Fame" wannabe album. Fighter / Beautiful aren't even from this era. God, what is going on with this country?

Anyway, enjoy it Christina, because it will probably go back to being forgotten (like it should be) by May 1st.

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PUT YOUR LIFE ON HOLD FOR TWO MINUTES AND FIVE SECONDS: SNOOKI & JWOWW SPIN OFF'S OFFICIAL TRAILER IS HERE!

MY BODY IS NOT READY FOR THIS EPICNESS!!!

Haters to the left tbh. 

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THE WANTED ARE "CHASING THE SUN"

UK's sluttiest boy band is back with their second US single "Chasing The Sun"

I don't know who produced, I'm not gonna google it either, the song is very basic, generic, uninspiring, blah blah blah... yet it's so adducing. The "oh oh oh oh" which is shamelessly plagiarized borrowed from their current hit single "Glad You Came" is still extremely catchy and better than your favez entire meaningful discography. 

The salacious quintet premiered their vampire meets Britney Spears "Til The World Ends" video yesterday. In which, all they do is walk around, say some lines, and smooch some random chicks they pick up in random places. Oh, and let's not forget there's that whole plot about the tattoos that no one but me paid attention to. 

The video is close to one million views on their YouTube channel, which only assures us that it's going to be another smash.

Watch the video below!

Buy "Chasing The Sun" on iTunes!

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T-ARA RELEASES MUSIC VIDEO FOR JAPANESE VERSION OF "LOVEY DOVEY"

My favorite super girl group T-ARA are set to make their Japanese comeback (should it even be called a comeback? They just released Roly Poly (Japanese Ver.) like 3 weeks ago) Anyway, 7-Ara are hoping to repeat the success the original song had in South Korea in the land of the rising sun.

I am one of the few that likes this version. One, because Jiyeon finally has some time off the screen, I love her but girl needs some rest. Two, Qri looks fierce, but, when doesn't she? Three, someone, in CCM land decided to FINALLY give Boram more than one line. Poor girl must have been pretty worried seeing as how the totalitarian CEO at CCM confirmed that if the current members don't step it up (even more) that they could say bye bye to T-ARA.

I won't even bother trash talking the cheap editing / set for the video. Seriously CCM, the only group that makes you moolah and you let them release this cheap video?

"Lovey Dovey (Japanese Version)" will be released in Japan this May 23rd followed by their first Japanese version album "Jewelry Box" which will be released June 6th, 2012 including TWO (not three of four) original Japanese songs. I know I'm saving all my pennies for this, because you better believe I am going to be exporting the sh*t outta all the release and re-releases this album will have.

Now time to watch "Lovey Dovey"and dance til our feet scream "no more shuffle!"

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SNIPPET OF BRITNEY SPEARS' "THIS KISS" LEAKS!

Some sneaky stan got their hands on an ancient Britney Spears demo titled "This Kiss."

I gotta say, I love this track. It reminds me of the "Britney" album era, which I love, even though it's actually from "Circus" era. But really what Britney era don't I love? 

The track has this weird repeating sound in the entire song and it is seriously addicting. Godney Holy-Spearit sounds amazing, showcasing her top of the line vocals. 

Here's a bit of the lyrics *not on the leaked snippet* (you're welcome bitches)

"There was a time when you were mine

There was a time when you held me tight

Boy I wish you could find me

This kiss this kiss this kiss"

And here is the leaked snippet

*Best lyrics ever written if you ask me*

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