T-ARA RELEASE "DAY BY DAY" MV TEASER!

T-Ara continue to tease our unworthy cunts with an epic fifty seven second preview of the best music video of our generation! In the preview you see a post-apocalyptic South Korea, with a man carrying and laying Hyomin a couple of times, Jiyeon looking all sorts of Queen worthy with her little cute crown. It seems this is gonna be a war mini drama... I am ready!

I have the tissues ready and the beer ready... T-Ara time to slay!

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SELENA GOMEZ REWORKS FLAWLESS "MY DILEMMA" MAKES IT EVEN MORE FLAWLESS!

It's no secret that I love my little fake Latina Selena Gomez, I loved her in the Suite Life of Zach and Cody, I loved her in Hannah Montana when she played a bitchy pop star, I loved her in Wizards of Waverly Place, I loved her in Monte Carlo, I even love her now that she's dating Justin Bieber, in less words, I love this woman. She's gonna release "My Dilemma" as her new and fourth single off of "When The Sun Comes Down", and it seems Rock Mafia is gonna work some magic and make a flawless gem, into a flawless masterpiece by giving it the remix treatment!

"My Dilemma 2.0" is nothing like the original basing off the snippet the Rock Mafia team posted earlier. It's full of fun club beats, crazy stuttering syllables and some flawless auto-tuned to the max- Selena Gomez and it is better than anything any bitch with an once of singing talent has ever released!

I can't live with with or without ya, I can't live with with or without ya, here's my.... HER WHAT?? SOMEONE TELL ME!!! LOL

If you don't know that she was in the Suit Life of... GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BLOG! 

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T-ARA ARE GONNA SLAY YOUR LIFE IN APPROX FIVE DAYS WITH "DAY BY DAY", YOU BITCHES READY FOR THE SLAYAGE??

T-Ara aka, the biggest thing in Korea since kimchi is set to release what's to be the best mini- album since "Funky Town (Repackage Album)" and my body is preparing itself! The girls are now teasing our cunts like it's a male strip club with their flawless promo posters *see above* 2NEFlop1 and Flopper Junior need to watch the fuck out because T-Ara wants to snatch all 15 of their weaves and use them as mops!

Their new single "Day by Day" will be released July 2nd, followed by the 20 minute mini drama music video that has the girls with really fierce hair colors and styles (looks a Jiyeon, girl is giving me life!!!) It seems Hyomin is back as the leader because that's all I can see in these posters with her red as fuck hair color. Also Queen-better-than-your-favez-Qri is sporting a very gray/green whatever you wanna call it color and I am jizzing all over!! Qri-Ara time to slay! Also, can someone please tell AllKPop that Eunjung's hair is BLUE not black... pisses me off when bitches are blind, for realz!

Here are more promo pics where you can see Queen Qri giving no fucks about the camera and texting her life away, Eunjung seems to have a toothache and Hyomin just doesn't even wanna look at our unworthy faces! SLAYED!!! 

And in this one you have Slay-omin about to slay your life away with that powerful sword! 

Not only that but they have just been named the Queens of 2012 with "Lovey Dovey" shitting all over the other digital singles, hahaha TaTiSeo tried and failed, that T-Ara reign just won't let up!  

Also, I declare this the most delusional yet accurate post ever, and the words slay, flawless and epic were used as the doctor recommended. Now let's listen to some T-Ara Japanese epicness "T-ARATIC MAGiC MUSiC" - my Queens KNOWN the have magical, fantastic music and they own it, sassy bitches!

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAA SAY IT NOW! T-ARATIC, MAGIC! OOOOH! 

FTW!!

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INTRODUCING NEW EP "PORNO" FROM SPANISH BASED-ENGLISH SPEAKING BAND "MIREMONOS"

Ever since I started blogging I've received emails from all these random people wanting me to do a review for their music, most of it really sucks to the point I'd be called a massive hater so I don't even bother. So I get this email from this band today and I was like ok here goes another pop group, another Dr. Luke wannabe beats and such and such. I was very judgmental, they're not pop, or electro. They have a bit of rock, a bit of indie, a little bit of alternative and a bit of funk in them, and I like it so far. 

So what I know is that their front man is a Spaniard, raised in the US, and that most of their influences come from US and European bands, and it shows. They don't really have lyrics, for the most part it's just fragments but really, who's here for lyrical content? Their sound overall is very, very relaxed and you know, you just wanna grab a beer and a cig and have a chill moment. I think it might actually work in their advantage that they don't have many lyrics because sometimes you just wanna listen to nice instruments and some smooth "oooooooh" or maybe it's because I'm fucking tired as fuck right now and I really need some music to bring my "I just worked for 10 hours" adrenaline down.

The vocals are a little faded and chanty for the most part with really elongated notes at the end, so I can't really tell you that I understood most of it but in "Porno" he says "Don't get mad at me Mariaaaaaaa just because I wrote this soooonnnnggg" and I am slayeeeddddd! The guy's voice is really nice and smoothing. 

The music videos are mostly live footage with letters all over them (from the song titles and the band's name). It needs a bit less letters if I'm honest with y'all, cuz It's a bit distracting. Also, I don't understand why they're wearing that weird make-up, you're singing alternative music not screamo or heavy metal, unless you're just really into wearing hideous make up that makes you look very unattractive.

You know I love KPop because I can't understand it, and I really haven't understood much of their lyrics so I'm just hearing sounds and I love it. 

I also listened to "Horror Vacui" and I liked it. Definitely check them out! 

Their official website is 

http://www.miremonos.com

I really wanted to do this review in Spanish, pero mi cerebro no puede pensar en español ahorita. 

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LADY GAGA'S OLD "GLITTER AND GREASE" DEMO LEAKED, BUT NO ONE GAVE A FUCK!

Usually when one of Pop's princesses has an old demo leak, it usually takes the inter webs but storm that wasn't the case with Lady G's old demo "Glitter and Grease" because no matter how long her delusional fans waited, no one really gave a shit! The song is weak, it's lazily written, the rhymes are whack and the production is stale, it's very before-GaGa and I don't like it. 

The song was performed life during her tours before and it slayed but somehow this studio version isn't doing it for me. It's no "Retro Physical" no "Disco Heaven" no "Blueberry Kisses" it's just a big old pile of shit. 

Maybe next time Lady G!

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JOKWON IS BACK TO SLAYING YOUR FAVEZ WITH "I'M DA ONE" MUSIC VIDEO!

Jokwon of 2AM is back to slaying your less deserving hoes with his official debut single "I'm Da One" - not only is the "oh oh oh oh" parts in the background more addicting then coke and meth combined but the breakdown is everything you want in life and more! 

The  music video has some fucking amazing imagery, the plot is flawless, the acting is flawless, the auto-tune is flawless, everything is flawless! He also feeds even more into the rumors of his homosexuality by wearing some hot pink stripe attire and some amazing and flawless feminine moves, your favez wish!

Speaking of flawlessness, did you see the choreo!?? Oh my god, it's seriously beyond words! I need to learn every move and perform it to the next person I have sex with... tmi moment of the day brought to you by (insert unknown sponsor here).

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SHAKIRA TRIES TO "GET IT STARTED" BUT FAILS!

Just like her in that picture, everyone is wondering what Shakira is thinking lately! She used to be the Latin girl to go when it came to flawless music but lately it's just one mistake after another. Instead of leading the pack she's following the trendsetters and it's no longer working for her. Her latest attempt with Pitbull is "Get It Started"

"Get it Started" is everything you can expect from a Pitbull feature, talking about countries, worldwide, women, etc, and Shakira is trying to bring her 1999's vocals to this track but it ain't working. Her vocals are not meant for this song, at all. 

This song really makes me miss "Ciega Sordo Muda" era. Can we get that Shakira back please?

Sadly I am jizzing all over this instrumental so expect me to rape the replay button within a day or two. 

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SO THE GUY FROM KATY PERRY'S "LAST FRIDAY NIGHT" VIDEO HAS A SINGLE OUT........

Richie Nuzzolese wants everyone to know he's not just a pretty face, he's a serious musician (we don't know if this gem has any hidden instrument talents yet!). He just dropped his debut single "Shine" and it is better than your favez entire discography, it's slick, it's fresh, the rhymes are harder than the wheels on Drake's Degrassi wheelchair. One word: it's epic!

Now that I have your attention, this song sucks balls, the rhymes are weak, the flow is whack and the only thing I can think of is "why is he not shirtless in the entire video, that's what I'm here for!"

The only thing I took from this epic failure is "stop smoking that weed" Richie... please... stick to modeling and looking all sorts of hot.

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KPOP ROOKIE GROUP "BOYFRIEND" SLAY JAPAN!

Boyfriend have not found their niche in South Korea yet, as most rookie male groups tend to suffer, but it seems Japan is loving them like there's no tomorrow! The boys released a prelude EP titled "We Are Boyfriend" before their official Japanese debut and it charted #1 in the Foreign Orion charts.

Now, you might think foreign charts, blah blah, but for a non-Japanese, non-English album to debut at #1 from a rookie boy band that isn't even famous in their native country... that's kinda huge. 

Anyway, their new Korean single is a snoozefest, hopefully the Japanese version is better.

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MY FRIEND IS PRESSED AS FUCK ABOUT THIS AZEALIA BANKS PICTURE!

So I've been working like a fucking slave for the last couple of days and I've been completely MIA, and out of nowhere my friend Facebooks me with these two pics saying "material for your blog" So I open the email thinking it's gonna be something relating Adele being a bus or how he thinks he's Britney Spears... nope.. it's even more surreal and confusing!

My friend is fucking pressed about the fact there's some "unconscious rip off" going on here but I don't know who's supposed to be copying who. So the girls are Azealia Banks and Cher Lloyd...

Someone needs to give my friend some meds for realz. Oh and of course the bitch won't respond to me when I'm asking him to clarify... classy.

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EVA SIMONS WANTS TO "RENEGADE" WITH YOU!

I fucking hate Eva Simons, fucking hate her! She's been trying to so long, so fucking long, and nothing really has happened but the bitch has released some of the best fucking songs I've heard in my miserable life, songs that would be massive hits if someone else (Rihanna) was singing them. 

There's no flaws in this single. It's pure perfection! The dubstep is massive and flawless! The lyrics, I have no idea I'm kinda hypnotized when I hear this song. 

For the love of God, someone please make her relevant so I don't feel bad that Rihanna isn't making these gems pop classics!

I still don't know what the fuck "Renegade" means, I thought she'd explain it to me in the song. Must be a Dutch word... 

PS - I know I posted the official music video, I just don't wanna blog about it.

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BELINDA'S "EN EL AMOR...." IS FLAWLESS!

I think I'm one of the few people that actually truly care for this Latin diva, I fucking love her! Her recent releases have been very far from what she used to release but the content is the same, flawless lyrics, flawless vocals, flawless bitch be flawless. 

And of course, that isn't gonna change with her new promo single "En El Amor Hay Que Perdonar" The song starts semi-acapella, very smooth vocals, and then it builds, it builds and it builds! I don't know who produced the track but whoever it was, he or she, needs a massive blow job as a thank you for this epicness. 

"Espero que no sea tarde y puedas volver a amarme, veras en mi in cambio radical!" If anyone can pull off these lyrics, is Belinda. Her voice is meant to be singing these break-up songs. She still knows that it's a pop song so the obvious go-to oh's are all over this bitch, but it actually makes sense in this song, because they're not happy oh's, they're sad oh's and flawless oh's at that.

Now all we need is an English version...

You can purchase the single June 19th. kthanksbye.

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BIGBANG AND A FEMALE TAEYANG LOOK-A-LIKE PERFORM JAPANESE VERSION OF "MONSTER"

I love BIGBANG, they never change their sound or the image, but they're always so fierce! But it seems they decided to replace Taeyang with a  female lookalike for the "Monster" Japanese promotions. Taeyang is probably the dullest member BIGBANG has so it comes as no surprise to me that they finally replaced him with a hot female lookalike.

Watch out Jo Kwon, this girl is coming for you!

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JO KWON RELEASES "ANIMAL"

I don't particularly care for 2AM, I love me some 2PM but this post is about neither of those bitches. It's about beautiful Jo Kwon and his amazing debut solo prelude single "Animal" (damn, am I specific about my shit or what!?" Anyway, Jo Kwon wants it to be massively clear that he is here to shit on your favez whole life. 

Jo Kwon apparently might be gay, bi, metrosexual, sexual, etc, I don't really care (unless I see this picture) He's known as the cute one, the sweetheart of the very boring ballad group 2AM but in this new single he is shredding all of that image. He's even getting some hate because Avicii produced the track and not a Korean producer. 

The intro itself shits all over your favez flop tunes, it's smooth, long, and the rest of the song is even hotter! Jo Kwon starts singing his sweet lyrics, and then out of nowhere he starts shouting like he's about to get a 10 inch inserted into him, and damn, he sounds hot! He starts asking "Don't stop the beat, stop the beat, make it drop!" He is bossy, and I love it, give it to me. "Yeah, I'm an animal, oh oh oh oh" I kinda am speechless at this point. 

This is just the prelude single, aka promo, aka not the real first single, and he's shitting on everyone! I can't fucking wait for the proper single and his debut album coming out June 25th. 

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CHERYL'S FOLLOW UP SINGLE IS "SCREW YOU"!

Cheryl has always been very tight-lipped about her breakup with the British football player so it's really surprising that she chose "Screw You" as her second single for "A Million Lights" The song is a massive breakup song, with an overdose of fuck you's all over it!

She starts the song with "We cannot love, not like this, you broke me down, do I even exist" If you know Cheryl, you know that her husband cheated on her not once, but a shit ton of times. She was stupid enough to forgive him in two different occasions but it wasn't until 2010 that she said "SCREW YOU!" to the womanizer. 

The lyrics are easy to remember and very repetitive which is the key to any pop song. The song is pretty amazing. The beat is nice and steady, the build-ups are smooth, the lyrics are catchy and relatable. They're mainly relatable because we know everything she went through. She's a really private person but the tabloids didn't give her a moment of peace. 

Her fans have been waiting for Cheryl to tell her side of the story and how she truly felt, and now they're gonna get it all over their faces. Be ready UK, this song is gonna be massive!!!!

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EMMA STONE WHO? DARA IS ALL SPIDER MAN WANTS!

2NE1 somehow managed to tag along to the Spiderman world premiere red-carpets and it seems Spidey is taking a liking for Quee-of-earth-and-everthing-that's-right-with-this-world Dara Park!

It seems that during the premiere Queen Dara got tired of walking like a regular human so she decided to get Spiderman to carry her around like the Queen she is. Well, that's not really how it happened, watch the clip! 

So Spiderman just wanted to carry her and show Emma Stone who he really loves. You can see Emma's face like "WTF is my man doing?" Emma Stone must be furious right now! Run, Spidey, Run!!

The girls (2NE1) are going to be in a couple more Spiderman premieres, so let's hope this adoration continues so that Dara can get on all the gossip shows!

Sandara Park For President 2012!!!

Someone better give Dara a cameo in Spiderman 2!

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T-ARA'S 20 MINUTE COMEBACK MINI DRAMA OUT IN JULY!

T-Ara love raising the bar, if it's not with their amazing, timeless singles, it's with their amazing, timeless music videos / mini dramas. T-Ara has started this craze of Mini-Dramas in South Korea, they have released a two-part series for Cry Cry / Lovey Dovey proving to be a massive success. Now the girls plan to release a 20 minute comeback mini drama for their single "Day by Day" which will feature their two new members.

Now, the ninth member won't actually sing, she'll just be an actress in the video, because "she" wants to train and be the best member she can be, etc. Anyway, coming July 3rd we will have a 20 minute T-Ara mini drama for their comebacks ingle "Day by Day" which will commence your favez worst nightmares. Not only that but the now 9-some have the agenda for the entire year planned out, they are going to release "Mirage" August 15th and "T-Ara's Effect" in November.

There is no sign of these girls slowing down and I can't wait. I really hope they get some rest but seriously I just want more T-Ara, however I get it is out of the question. 

I think it's kinda bizarre how they have the entire year, with follow up promotions already planned out, but that's KPOP for you. 

Eighth member Ahreum is set to debut during their live performances in July. Dani is expected to debut in November.

T-Ara Time To Slay, Shhhh!

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2NE1 FEAR THE POWER OF T-ARA, DELAY COMEBACK TO MID-JULY!

2NE1 isn't stupid, they know where they stand now. They know going against T-Ara is the stupidest idea ever so they've gone ahead and delayed their July comeback to mid-July stating "album production" delays. Album production delays my ass. After the massive flop they suffered in Japan, and T-Ara's massive new throne, you know they are scared!

Their label says "There were plans to release 2NE1′s new album within this month. However, because there were so many good songs and [because they are putting their hearts and souls into this album], the release period has been delayed.” Excuse me but if there were so many good songs, shouldn't you RUSH the release? Since you know, you have sooooo many good songs, why delay it?

2NE1 used to be my favorite girl group, I used to love them, until they went to Japan and tried the whole cute thing, it just wasn't working for me. It was forced, they looked like complete sell-outs, etc. They've become very generic, they never try anything new. Last year at this time, I was so excited for "I AM THE BEST" but knowing 2NE1, they'll keep postponing the album's release until they have no competition.

I'm not looking forward to 2NE1's comeback to be quite honest, it's gonna be the same shit, same beat, CL is gonna lead the the verses and rap, Minzy is gonna have a minor verse, Queen Sandara Park is gonna have two lines for the pre-chorus, and Bom is gonna shout the chorus. It's gonna be the same sound, etc, no fankz.

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IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!! SKY FERREIRA PREMIERES "RED LIPS" MUSIC VIDEO!

In a surprising twist, Sky actually released the music video for her no-one-really-cares single "Red Lips". She's been postponing this single for about four months now. She tried with the electro sound and after everyone was doing it she went all hipster and switched the sound. Now she's back with her new single and music video for "Red Lips" and... it's really short! You'd think she would have spent the last four months adding a bridge or a new verse to the song but nope, homegirl just won't.

The song itself is almost 2:30, really really short for a mainstream song, but then again, Sky's never been mainstream. The song is not catchy, not cute, nothing, but for some reason the "Such a biiiiiig girl..." part is stuck in my head! Her voice is not bad, I like it, I just think the song is horrid. 

The music video isn't any better. It's just her, a red lipstick and a tarantula and the tarantula is in the video more than she is. It's also really weird, in a bad way. The tarantula is crawling all over her face and her cooch, and then she puts red lipstick all over her face and if you notice closely at her forehead you're able to see all the pimples the makeup was hiding, it's gross and she looks like a clown. 

It's so sad that she went from being one of the most talked about upcoming singers to this. She needs to pay attention to her label, they know what's good. She needs to stop being a bratty hipster and realize she's gonna need their money for advertising, better producers and better directors. 

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JUSTIN BIEBER AND NICKI MINAJ SHATTER YOUR FAVEZ WITH "BEAUTY AND A BEAT"

Bieber ain't messing around with this new album. Homegirl is kicking everyone's floppy asses. First with his joint-deforming "Boyfriend" and now a 2 min snippet of the hottest collab since Michael Jackson and Madonna just leaked. The beat is seriously on fire, it's very top 40 without sounding too generic and boring and I AM A BELIEBER!! There, I said it. I Bieber I Believe (IBIB for short)

The lyrics are kind of silly, but it's JB and I'm a Belieber now so idgaf! Anyway, back to the beat, it's seriously sick, the breakdown is slaying me so much! I really wanna have a bottle of Rum right now so I can shake my booty to this joint. This is obviously a looped snippet and Nicki's verse is missing but judging by the snippet, Nicki's verse is gonna be magical. 

I can picture her saying "Bieber Bieber, who's Bieber rocking? Two years ago I wrote this v-verse, wait wait why am I using that verse, you can suck a dick or you can suck on a ball sack, no no, I ain't rehashing, pause that, write that!"  The final lyrics are even better!!!

Yep, I know you didn't know this but I am Nicki Minaj's secret, unknown, ghost rider, there, I'm the real Romab, I admit! Now when this song premieres I'mma need you all to go buy it on iTunes because homegirl (me) over here ran out of food stamps and I need me some of that 1% they're giving me for writing Nicki's bit. So again, let me say this, buy it when it comes out, I better not catch you listening to the bit I wrote Nicki illegally... you do not wanna make homegirl (me) mad!

The bitch that leaked this song was sneaky enough to not allow anyone to embed, extract or anything so y'all are gonna have to click here to listen to this pop gem.

Listen to the full song here!

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SELENA GOMEZ WANTS AN "ADULT" FOURTH ALBUM!

Selena Gomez isn't gonna take that break she promised herself because the hot 20 year old is itching to get back in the studio and try something new. You see she's turning 21 soon...and she wants to wow us with an adult sound and when I say adult I don't mean porn-ish, I mean adult as in mature, grown up, old people music!

Many Disney starlets try to have a grown up, rebellious phase, Miley, Hilary, Raven, you name it, they've tried it. But they all have in some way or another, failed miserably. Selena is the newest Disney girl to try to break it in the grown up world. She's not only starring in the new riské film "Spring Breakers" where she plays a wild girl, now, when "My Dilemma" dies down, she's gonna be back with a  fourth smacking album. About the album, she says 

"I want to go for producers that probably wouldn't want me to do their songs… I just want to knock on their door. I also want to work with Fun. I want to work with just different styles of music. I also want to work with Taylor [Swift] too. So I just want to do different things for this album. By the time it comes out, I'll almost be 21, so I want to be able to — wow, that sounds really scary! I want it to be older."

I don't think she needs to go too far, seeing as how at least one of the singles from each album has been  hit, I'm sure many producers and writers will be eager to have her sing their tunes. I'm hoping for more Deadmau5 than Calvin Harris though... we don't need another "We Found Love".

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CELINE DION SHOWS ADELE WHAT REAL SINGING SOUNDS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE "ROLLING IN THE DEEP"

I've never been a Celine Dion stan and I'm not gonna pretend I ever was but daaaaaaaaaammmmnnnn this bitch just shut it down! Celine covered "Rolling In The Deep" by Adele and seriously shattered everything you ever thought was singing with her unbelievable vocals!

Before she starts Celine admits that she loves Adele and that thinks she's great, blah blah, I'm here for the singing and when the singing starts, it's like heaven is just entering your body and the gospel, hurt, sorrow, and liberation feelings just flow throughout your entire body, it's like she's possessing you with her voice for 3:30 minutes. 

The vocals are beyond flawless, perfect, spotless, no auto-tune needed, etc etc etc. This needs a proper studio version so it can get released on iTunes and smash every record set by the original. 

When I grow up, I wanna invent a machine that transfers vocal chords so that Celine can donate them to me. I wanna be a flawless singing legend too...and auto-tune isn't gonna cut it anymore. 

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F(X) PREMIERES "ELECTRIC SHOCK" MUSIC VIDEO!

I have been jamming to "Electric Shock" so hard for the last 24 hours. The single is so fierce, so fun, dancey, and just flawless. The girls spent almost an entire year preparing for this comeback, giving the audience enough time to miss them and giving themselves enough time to find a sound that would be F(X) and no one else's and I'm happy they took the time because it totally paid off!

The single does a great job at making them all very, very likable. They're all given even parts so they all have the time to shine. Also, note that Amber actually sing / talks in this song rather than her typical useless "raps". I think SM is finally making some good decisions regarding F(X). They have spent time in their sound, image and overall appeal. The production for this single is beyond epic, it's so sharp, it has the right amount of processing, the right amount of beats, and the right amount of build-ups.

The music video finishes the work. All the girls look lovely, absolutely stunning, specially during their solo shots, seriously fierce. They've done such a great job I can't even choose a fave, Amber included. I'm new to their music so I don't know their names but the blonde girl had my attention for a bit, but then the girls with long brown hair started slaying me, and then the one with dirty blonde just popped outta nowhere and blew my mind...and then Amber out of all of them gave me life during the bridge. Who do I choose? I must have a bias!!! (Bias is what Koreans call "favez")

The styling for the music video is sharper than a chola's eyebrows. The outfits make sense, the hair colors make sense, the make up makes sense, everything is calculated so perfectly that an OCD person like me can't help but fall deep in love. The "RICH" and "SICK" shirts are fucking fierce! The football shirt, epic! The colors they chose for the outfits are so vibrant and electric, I love it!

As far as the choreography, it seems they've taken some advice from T-Ara and it's great, because one of T-Ara's best attributes is that their choreo is simple but fierce and clean. F(X) for once have an epic choreo that isn't being shadowed by useless steps. The steps for the chorus are so easy to learn, everything is manipulated so efficiently, an A+! And with this song being this fun you know everyone's gonna be dancing along to this at the Korean karaoke bars. 

Now the special effects for the video were a bit cheesy and expected but I was too busy drooling over everything else to really give a fuck.

Buy "Electric Shock" on iTunes!

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JJ PROJECT IS GIVING ME ALL SORTS OF LIFE WITH "BOUNCE" RIGHT NOW!

As always my judgmental self makes me super late to the party. I heard of "JJ Project" and I immediately dismissed it. First thing I thought was "that's such a stupid name" and then their debut single is called "Bounce" - so creative! But today, literally minutes ago, I started googling JB because I love him in the KDrama "Dream High 2 and I saw that he was part of JJ Project so I had to listen...

JJ Project consists of JR (left) and JB (right), both of them were in Dream High 2. The rapper for the group is JR and I am thanking the lord. If you watch "Dream High 2" you know that homeboy can't sing, well he can, he's just not good at it.  JB is in charge of the vocals and again, basing all my opinions from DH2 I am thanking the lord he's not the rapper because he's a great singer and that blonde weave with the ever-changing colored stripe (sometimes red, sometimes blue, sometimes pink) is flawless!

The beat for this song is seriously amazing, it combines dance, rap and a bit of rock. It starts off with an auto tuned robot saying "bounce bounce bounce bounce..." as the robot's voice gets deeper and deeper.  JR's rap is flawless, it's fast, upbeat, fun, funky, and he's all sorts of cute trying to be all gangster. JB on the other hand delivers the vocals with his ever-changing colored stripe and some serious rock verse that will make Nirvana wish they had thought of it first.

The video is all sorts of fierce. They have various sets, which is rare in KPOP, they usually have two-three. The first set is in a classroom, the other in a gym, the hallway, aka an entire school. Anyway, what I like the most about the video is that they're not afraid to mess with their style. JR is spotted wearing this bright pink jacket and JR is doing all sorts of different styles. I like it, I like that they are taking all sorts of risks and still being fun. 

Watch at 1:12 and tell you did not get a boner.

Now they are more than just a choreographed act. They are some serious live performers. I've been watching some of their live performances and they are on some next-level shit! The guys bring it all onstage, the charisma, the charm, the voices, the dance, nothing is missing, well except for JB shaking his booty to the camera. I really like their stage as well, it captures the video rather well and it's just loads of fun!

I think this is the most original idea for a debut single I've seen in awhile, leave behind the school idea. It's refreshing, the mixture of rock, dance and rap has been done before but they deliver something the others haven't, which is a shit ton of fun! Throughout the entire song, you just wanna get up and move and that's great, especially for a debut single in KPOP world. 

You can tell the audience loves them, mainly because of their characters on DH2 but whatevs. Their EP is doing rather well in Korea right now. The week of its debut it charted within the Top 10, so I ain't even worried.

"BOUNCE (EP)" has been released on iTunes USA so go buy it now! 

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F(X) RETURNS WITH HOT "ELECTRIC SHOCK (EP)"

I didn't like F(X) in the beginning. I saw them as 2NE1 wannabes, but when they released "Pinocchio" I was like, who are they? I need them in my life, now! And so I began to like them. Now they've released their comeback single / EP "Electric Shock" and let me tell you, it's fucking amazing! It's definitely their best work thus far, and it finally sets them apart from the other KPOP groups. Here's what I think of the tracks.

"Electric Shock" is a very fun song, it has an amazing intro, very electric. The instrumental of the song sounds like something SHINee rejected, therefore I love it. The build-up from the pre-chorus to chorus is fucking flawless! I really hope they give Amber a good rap this time because the one in Pinochio was kind of stupid.

"Jet" also has a quirky intro, very similar to "Electric Shock", actually the songs kinda sound similar but that's to be expected, SM doesn't work with different producers. "Jet" is a bit flirty though, actually very flirty and cute. I like when they say "JET!"

"Zig Zag" reminds me of "I'm A Slave 4 U" by Britney. The intro has that sound to it, the bells, etc. It's a really good track though.

"Beautiful Stranger" has a long, suspenseful intro with a  massive build up that leads to a very boring rap by Amber. It's so sad when they waste good beats on useless raps. 

"Love Hate" is one of the most different songs in the EP. Its really weird, that's the only way I can describe it. It definitely is original, I've never heard anything like it. I like the song though, the chorus is all campy with "I love you, I hate you!" chants, very cute!

"Let's Try" is their attempt at a ballad, it's not what I'm here for so I skipped. Maybe I'll listen next time I'm heartbroken. 

Over all the EP is solid, it's very fresh, very cute and flirty. I love it. I'm gonna keep "Let's Try" for a night I'm drunk and need some "alone" time lol!

Here's a sampler of the EP! And check back soon for the music video!

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MADONNA IS OFFICIALLY THE NEW QUEEN OF FLOP!

Poor Madonna, it must suck to be her right now. Her latest flop album "MDMA" is now being sold for $4.99 at Amazon. Yep, four dollars and ninety-nine cents. And this isn't a lucrative deal with Amazon, she is really selling the album for that price.

Not only did her first single flop hard as fuck, her second single assisted by Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. also flopped and then the album flopped. She's having the worse year of her life... and it's just getting worser. She's getting so much backlash from her world tour after Nazi images, the big old "S.H.I.T" posters when she sings the "Born This Way / Express Yourself / She's Not Me" medley. She should have learned from Lil Kim's fiasco that the last thing you want is to lash out your wannabe (in Lil Kim's case, Nicki Minaj) I thought she had learned because she was all lovey dovey with GaGa, but it all went to shits when she started dissing her.

This is what happens when artists don't get that it's their time to go. She should have retired half a decade ago when she was still somewhat relevant. Now, she's forever gonna be known as the former Pop Queen who sold her new album for $4.99 and this is gonna make GaGa's desperate $0.99 scam as an act of goodness.

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TRAINEE AREUM LEE IS T-ARA'S EIGHTH MEMBER?

According to AllKpop we have found T-Ara's eighth member. There's been a lot of speculation regarding T-Ara's eighth member, but according to the bio they released last month, it seems that Areum fits the description. Dani, the 9th and hopefully last member, will be joining T-Ara in their December activities. I don't know why they decided to confirm Dani first and not Areum.

Anyway, I like her and I'm not saying that because she's giving me all sorts of Qri cuteness. I really hope she can sing though because we only need one Qri in T-Ara. You can expect Areum or whoever the eighth member to join the 7 Queens this July when they have their comeback stage and slay your lesser funded hoes.

Here are two more pictures of Areum. Also, here's her official bio “The newly added 8th member of T-ara is 18 years old (19 in Korea) and possesses a great visual and talent. The new member will work with T-ara for their upcoming album starting this summer.”

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CHRISTINA AGUILERA WORKING WITH XENOMANIA!

Floptina Aguilera wants to try again, for the third time. The first time it flopped, the second time it flopped harder, and now, she's trying to change her fate and wants Xenomania to make that happen. Xenomania are one of the best recording producers and writers in the UK, more known for their work with super group Girls Aloud. Xenomania's credits go from pop, electro, pop-rock and ballads, so it's hard to expect anything.

Has-Been-Tina has been teaming with with a lot of UK producers for this flop album. I guess she's trying to be different, except everyone is working with UK and European producers, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Ke$ha, etc etc etc.

She needs to go back to ballads and her 60s theme, because that's when she was at her best. She needs to stop following the Pop Queens. She's one of the few female singers that has laster more than a decade, she needs to act like one and release something good... not all that shit she's been releasing.

I don't like this, though, I don't like it at all. Xenomania need to be focusing on the Girls Aloud comeback album and not some bitchy floppy hoe. Girls Aloud need the best of the best and Floptina better not interfere with that!

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T-ARA'S "T-ARATIC MAGIC MUSIC" NEEDS TO BE A SINGLE!

The album is doing rather well in Japan as of now, reaching #2 in the Daily Album Charts so I wouldn't be surprised if the girls release another promo single before the end of the summer to stimulate more sales! I've been all over T-Ara's Japanese Album "Jewelry Box" I simply love it! It's composed of the best songs T-Ara has released so far and an addition of two new pop gems. Unlike "Keep Out", "T-Aratic Magic Music" is fun, lovely, catchy as fuck, and a lot of sass! I mean "T-Aratic Magic Music", best song title of the century to be honest! It's probably the most fun song they've released so far and I need a music video for it! 

Going back to Eunjung being the lead, it's funny how this is supposed to be Soyeon's time to lead...expect it's Hyomin and Eunjung leading the vocals for the Japanese album. The only song where Soyeon is truly the lead, didn't even become a single. Qri leading the fan favorite votes in Japan with her cute, natural, never-been-plastic, face, emphasizing who the true Queen of these 7 girls is!

Queen Qri gets only two lines in the song "Baby okina koe, Baby sakende mite" it obviously is the best bit of the song. However someone who gets even less lyrics is Boram, homegirl gets none, nada. It ain't looking so good for you Boram, better find your vocal chords auto-tune before you get replaced. 

The lyrics are so fun "Say it now, T-Aratic (Magic)! T-Aratic!" Also the "oooh"s are slaying me like no one has before. 

I'm in the process of learning the lyrics. I got the "Wow wow wow wow wow" part down! Next step, the rest of the song!

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CHERYL COLE AND KATY PERRY LESBO IT UP AT THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW!

That my friends is what pure faux lesbo looks like. Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry gave the audience a little lesbian action when they took this salacious picture while filming the Graham Norton talk show. Katy Perry is no stranger to kissing the ladies, remember back in '08 when she kissed a girl and she liked it and then she was caught being all sexual with Rih Rih. Cheryl isn't a stranger to the girl-on-girl action either. Being from a  five-girl group, she's had a lot of history with smooching the ladies. 

This post has no meaning besides the fact that most women in the Pop world love kissing each other to boost their sales and seeing as how CC is releasing her new single and album within two weeks, and KP is releasing her 10000th single off of "Teenage Dream" - the ladies need some press and they just got it. So please, please buy their shit because I can't deal with all this teasing! Or don't buy it yet, maybe they'll really kiss next time lol!

Now you can go and save this picture and put it as your screen saver... don't forget the tissues!

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DAL*SHABET "BANG BANG" MUSIC BANK COMEBACK STAGE!

*I keep making the same pun with "Mr. Bang Bang" I know, I'm running out of ideas! O.O*

It's no secret that I am loving these girls' comeback! The single is addictive, seductive and cute-ive! so cute-ive! The girls took the Music Bank! stage yesterday and no flaws were found! The girls performed the song live, the choreography was still sharp, their outfits were on point, like I said no flaws were found!

It's really rare for a girl group to sound this good live and to look good doing it too! It's no secret that auto-tune is the main ingredient in these girls' voices so it's good to see a group that can actually carry it out. This comeback is already going so much better than the last one. 

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MY NEW OBSESSION - CROSS GENE'S LA-DI-DA-DI!

Cross Gene is the newest KPOP group to debut formed of Korean, Japanese and Chinese members. They premiered their debut single / music video yesterday and I am obsessed! The auto-tune, the choreography, the guys, the beat, the everything is soooooo right! The guys also look very stylish, sporting a couple of breathe-taking outfits that put your favez to shame! You could say they're a better and less funded version of EXO-K.

The intro for the video is probably one of my favorite parts. It's so epically choreographed and the guys are definitely in it to win it! The chorus is fucking addicting, but it might be the beat, because the beat is some serious shit! (I'm gonna pretend that it's an original beat and not something they completely rehashed!) Take a look at the last seconds of the video... can you say "your favez could neva!"? Now let's hope they can pull the entire choreography live.

Back to the concept, I think it's a great idea. They're gonna tackle the "Big Three" countries in Asia. Don't dare to think for a second they're not gonna release this in Japan and China and I am ready for all the version to come!

 La-di-da-di la-di-da-di your favez are going down down!!

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DR LUKE LEAKS SNIPPET OF NEW KE$HA TRACK "SUPERNATURAL"

God$ha knows she can't keep us waiting for too long, so she asked Mr. Dr. Luke to leak a snippet of one of the songs they've been working for the last couple of months. Apparently the song is about having sex with ghosts... I guess she broke up with the aliens (Aliens Invading reference, do your homework!) I am not exaggerating when I say your favez have never done this before and she has truly reinvented pop...and dubstep!

The song sounds so creepy, the vocals are very shouty and kind of like a cry for help but in a "don't leave me" kind of way, she sings "When you take my body to the (insert word I can't understand here), I believe it, boy this love is supernatural, can you feel it?" BEST LYRICS EVER WRITTEN!!! Someone give this woman a Grammy already, BEST SINGLE, BEST LYRICS, BEST DANCE RECORD, BEST EVERYTHING, no need to make the other flops feel bad, but please someone grab them a tissue, cuz Ke$ha just murdered their chances at being relevant again!

The response has been very positive so far with fans asking for this to be the first single, which it'll probably be. And you already know I am replaying the shit outta this snippet!

God$ha aka Ke$hus Chri$$$t aka Holy Ke$hpirit thanks you for your time and all your favez weaves will be donated to charity.

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T-ARA RELEASE FIRST FULL LENGTH JAPANESE ALBUM "JEWELRY BOX"!

The current and most awesome line-up of all time known as 7-Ara have released their first full length Japanese album today. Most of the album, exactly 90% of it, is consisted of Japanese rendition of their Korean gems and I am ready! You can expect the girls to slay every record ever with this amazing album!

I have been waiting a long time for this album, mainly because of the new songs, I need new T-Ara! I am downloading the album as we speak and you can expect my Twitter to be all over this... like all over it! I am gonna love the shit out of the new songs and the Japanese translations. 

Don't forget that T-Ara will return to the Korean scene this July with a new member, let's not talk about it right now, let me enjoy the last album the original 7 are in.

Look at how cute they look in their album cover! Queen Qri in the center, like she should be, as the Queen that she is!

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FIVE REASONS AMERICA DOES NOT NEED ADELE!

So I receive this text from my friend today pretty much telling me to disregard the blog post idea he had emailed me because he's now a transformed man and doesn't want people to think he's weird, this was like an hour after he sent it to me, how much can you transform in an hour, I have no clue. Before I continue, let me say I have not written this, this is all my friend, I literally copied and pasted. Anyway the email goes as follow:

I have a super cool subject for your blog lol America does not need Adele (5 REASONS) After thoughtfully thinking about what the post should be about, I decided that Adele would be a great fit (pun not intended). Reasons why I don't like Adele:

1- She sets fire to the rain which I find psyco and really unnecessary

2- She rolls in the deep which I understand considering her weight problems thats the only way she can commute.

3- She turns tables which is rude when you're having dinner.

4- She chases pavement if you don't think this is retarded.....GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BLOG.

5- Just because we are an over weight nation does not mean that we sympathize with your fat ass.

PS - I'm not Kim Kardashian!


- That readers is what my friends sound like LOL

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RACHEL CROW TO RELEASE DEBUT EP AND GOING ON TOUR!

Rachel Crow is the cutest thing that's ever happened to music competitions. She has the voice of an angel, she's the most charismatic person ever, she's divine. Now she's releasing a debut EP, obviously the EP is going to be the best thing you've ever heard since... ever! She's also going to be joining Big Time Rush (Nickelodeon) as their opening act where she's gonna slay everyone and their flop mothers. I feel really bad for BTR to be honest, but, this is a Rachel post. 

Here's what you can expect from the EP. Obviously she has the track about being true to herself, being a good girl, but I don't care, if Miley Cyrus can make "The Climb" a hit, Rachel can do it too!

1. Mean Girls
2. Rock With You ft. Mann
3. Lemonade
4. My Kind of Wonderful
5. What A Song Can Do

You can legally purchase the EP June 26th!

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OH HI, IT'S JUNE! WHERE THE FUCK IS KE$HA'S NEW SINGLE?

The Queen of Trashy Pop promised us last year that we would have a new single and new album by May 2012 as she wanted to take some time to record something "fabulous" HELLO!!!! It's June and we got nothing! Instead of making hits you're over there painting the US glad all up in your face, No, Ke$ha we need you to record some pop gems, now! 

Besides a few old demos that have leaked, we haven't had any new Ke$ha. She has talked about the direction of the album stating it's gonna reinvent pop or some shit. At this point I wouldn't even care if it's just her pooping on top of a crazy techno beat, my iTunes library needs a new Ke$ha song.

Click here to hear the snippet for "Supernatural" Ke$ha's new song! 

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