CALVIN HARRIS INVITES FLORENCE FOR HIS NEW "18" SINGLE "SWEET NOTHING"!

Calvin is going to put out as many singles before this album actually comes out as possible. He just released "She Wolf (Feat. Sia)" and now he's back at it with a collab with Florence from Florence and the Machine. The instrumental is familiar to what we've come to love from Harris but I can't help to think that 1) Sia wrote this. 2) Sia's version of this is better.

You see Florence sings this in a very Sia tone, mumbling half the words, singing all weird and shit. Like, this was meant for Sia and I don't know why she isn't singing it. 

The song is fucking amazing, I love it. But... I want Sia to sing it instead. Nothing against Florence.

I don't care how good you think Florence sounds, Sia would have sounded a million times better.

Also, am I the only one worried for Calvin Harris? His songs have such depressing lyrics. Jesus!

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B.o.B PREMIERES "OUTTA MY MIND" MUSIC VIDEO FEATURING A CRAZY NICKI MINAJ!

B.o.B knows how to make things work. He's not an idiot. He knows he's not a solo singles' artists, that's why he always has the hottest bitches in town to feature in his songs and make the hits, bonafied hits. This song is so much fun and I'm so glad it got the video treatment. 

Nicki Minaj puts this bitch in his place in his own damn song. B.o.B spends his first verse talking about how he doesn't need a feature and Nicki comes out of nowhere saying "you don't need a feature? n*gga i'm the feature" telling homegirl B.o.B that he needs to realize Ms. Minaj is THE FEATURE and that she's here to reign.

Also, I love the illuminati little stab Nicki takes during her verse. I did a little research (shut up, I can research, I just choose not to lol) anyway, in her verse she says "you know I graduated with summa cud laude, that's why they be thinking I'm illuminati" for all you flops out of there who don't know what 'summa cum laude' is lemme tell you, it's the highest ranking you can get when you graduate from any institution (college, grad school, law school, etc) So she's pretty much telling our stupid asses "bitches I'm smart as fuck that's why you think I'm illuminati cuz you can't handle my knowledge" GENIUS! Someone give this bitch a Grammy now!

The video is fucking insane. It takes place in a asylum with B.o.B acting all psycho and delusional. Nicki during her verse plays a sexy Dr. who is trying to seduce and liberate B.o.B but at the end she backs out and leaves the room all "omg I can't do it!" CUTE!

Some people are hating on the video, I tell those people "go suck T.I.'s hasbeen coked up dick" cuz I love this video, Nicki's ass looks delicious, B.o.B. is finally rapping, and they're acting stupid and crazy, I'm sold!

The outro for this song / video is creepy though "but if I'm here and you're there and I'm here and you're there and I'm here and you're there..." I also love this because it takes a bit of Die Antworrd's "I Fink U Freeky" at the end with the whisper. Anyway, watch the video, it's cute.

Sadly the song has no Top 40 appeal and will probably flop harder than GaGa's last three singles combined, blended and multiplied by 10.

Buy "Outta My Mind" on iTunes!

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SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE HAVANA BROWN A "BIG BANANA"!

The Queen of Australian pop released her debut EP last month and for the longest time I've been keeping "Big Banana" from your skank asses but it's time you know this epic masterpiece.

"Big Banana" is the best thing that's happened to Australia since Kangaroos. It's a fierce piece of Pop masterpiece, it's catchy as fuck, and I just want someone to please feed this woman the big banana she's craving for!

"G-g-g-g-g-gimme, g-g-g-g-g-g-gimme that big fat...ouh" most meaningful lyrics of this decade, step aside Britney, step aside Paris Hilton, step aside Taylor Swift, the Queen of Lyrics has arrived and she is not giving up her crown.

I am shameless and I admit I want to go out and sing the shit out of this song while drunk as fuck. So, Havana please make this song a single.

"I'm a bad girl, I have arrived, have arrived" or whatever she says. 

Someone please give her a Big Banana so she's not so desperate!

Also, I swear to baby Jesus if I see your skank ass acting like you knew this song before this blog post I will call your ass out so badly you're gonna get Herpes from my comment on your Facebook / Twitter / Tumblr update.

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NICKI MINAJ OFFICIALLY STEALS JLO'S AMERICAN IDOL SEAT!

Remember when Nicki told JLO she was coming of her American Idol seat back when she was promoting "Starships"? Well I do and it was fierce of her to say and now it seems Ms. Minaj has officially snatch the seat off of that hasbeens' slutty cougar hands!

Shaking and crying. Queen of Pop, Britney is gonna be on the XFactor this September and the QUeen of Plastic Rap, Nicki Minaj is set to be the new judge alongside Mariah (who?) for the next season of American FlopIdol. 

My body is ready.

I hope her Starship flies this time.

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PSY'S "GANGNAM STYLE" MUSIC VIDEO SURPASES 42 MILLION VIEWS ON LA YOUTUBE!

*No shit's are given, except how I'm shitting on your favez' lives!*

Psy is this year's Hyuna. He has achieved what all KPop artists wish to achieve which is a shit ton of views on Youtube and coverage in Amerrrrcan articles. Well, Psy has don't more than that. In a little over a month Psy has gotten 40 million views on Youtube, a shit ton of parodies, a shit ton of responses and the support from American artists calling him "brilliant" and the voice of our generation.

Maybe not the voice but definitely the funniest thing since Beyonce fell on her black ass during her concert. 

Every single time I hear this song, I do the horse riding dance, tis such an epic dance, how can you not do it? Anyway, you were here to see what I had to say about him having more views on YouTube than Lady GaGa and well, fierce fucking Korean bitch be fierce. That's all.

You can all click on the X button now. Thank you for coming and don't forget to watch Psy's "Gangnam Style" another 30 times, I want this video to have over 100K views by the end of September.

Op-op-oppa gangnam style!

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WHERE THE FUCK IS T-ARA'S COMEBACK SINGLE?

After T-Ara horrific controversy their label have decided to finally shut the fuck up about T-Ara so now they have them in soap operas or some shit. I don't really know how I feel about T-Ara as of now to be completely honest with you. Part of me, while drunk, loves the shit out of their tunes. But when I'm sober I remember all the accusations of those bitches being mean to my (second) Queen Hwayoung and I just wanna smack them in a face with a 10 inch dildo.

Before CCM decided to make this shit go bananas, T-Ara was supposed to comeback August 15th. Well, it's August 20th and that "Sexy" song (aka Roly Poly 4.0) is still NOT RELEASED and this is my cry to get CCM to get their shit together. Re-recording a fucking rap is not the hardest thing to do and seeing as how Bully-unjung and Slut-yomin were rappers in the beginning of T-Ara, I completely don't understand why this needs to be dragged out.

Is CCM that stupid? Do they not know that giving us a hot as fuck single is gonna make us forget the fact that all those cunts are cunty ass bully bitches? 

Ugh... I'm gonna go rape the replay button out of "Lovey Dovey"....

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WHAT I REALLY THINK ABOUT SUPER JUNIOR'S "SPY"!

Oh Super Junior, Super Junior, where do I start? Siwon is the best thing that's happened to you and you're totally underusing him for some stupid reason. I usually love the shit out of Super Junior, because their comeback singles all sound like "Sorry Sorry" and their re-release singles are usually better than baby Jesus coming down to give you a kiss on the cheek...but they made a huge mistake with "Spy"...........

First let's talk about the ok things they did. The choreography is making me jizz harder than Ke$ha when she met Mick Jagger. I also love the instrumental, it's fucking moneyyyyyyyyyyyyy (Yes, the multiple Ys are not a mistake.) Another thing they did well is they gave the fat guy a three line rap and the rapper a hook. I don't know who's making these decisions but it's brilliant. It shows that the least interesting members can actually be not so less interesting than Siwon. Also, I love the hairstyles, they are the most ridiculous things I've ever seen in my life and I love them. The half parted mushroom hairstyle, I love it!

Another thing they did great was the hook, which is not really a hook, it's more like a... thing. "I got you, little runaway!" Why do they got me? I don't know! Why am I running away? I have no clue, if anything I'd be running closer to Siwon to have him hug me with those guns he has for arms! 

Now let's talk about the shit they did wrong. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HUSBAND SIWON!?!?!??!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!! Where is he because I can't see him at all! And all those shirtless pics of the other members (SM you are really trying but) are not distracting me from the fact Siwon's beautiful face is nowhere to be seen. I understand you're trying to make the official leader of the group the more famous but... let's be honest here, we're all drooling over Siwon's abs and I don't care about the rest. Also, the fact you didn't give your official rapper a decent rap is just wrong, who are you? T-Ara?

Anyway, Siwon's beautiful face thanks you for your time and wants to let you know that hopefully next time you see him he will be shirtless. kthanksbye.

If you don't like SuJu, it's fine, but if you don't like my husband Siwon, GTFO! He >>>>> your slutty boyfriend tbh.

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HYUNA AND HER BUBBLE POP COME OUT TO PLAY IN NEW "GANGNAM STYLE (HYUNA VER)" MV!

Hyuna was the female lead for Psy's original video so Psy decided to release a female version of this epicness. Hyuna is looking sexy, sassy and her autotuned vocals are better than Adele's.

The music video isn't really anything exciting, it's pretty boring besides the scenes with Hyuna. I still love it though cuz it gives me another Hyuna classic to listen to.

Except this song to top everything and everywhere in Korea in 3..2..1.

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QUEEN TAYLOR SWIFT RELEASES NEW BREAKUP SINGLE "WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER" / TOPS ITUNES CHART IN RECORD TIME / CONFIRMS RELEASE DATE FOR NEW ALBUM!

That my franz is Taylor's new album "RED" official artwork. It will be released October 22nd, 2012 and mark my words, it's gonna sell more than Kit Kats for Halloween. She also premiered the official first single "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" or as I'll refer it as "WANEGBT" cuz homgurl I ain't got time to spell all that shit out. 

The song is about some douchebag that was a douchebag to Taylor Swift, she starts "I remember when we broke up, the first time" - on and off relationships make for the best songs ever! "I say 'I hate you' we break up, you call me, I love you" The song has some realness that most of the songs on the radio are missing, it also has the Taylor Swift stamp so it's an automatic smash. 

Besides the long title and the breakup lyrics, Taylor's team has done a great job at releasing possibly the most radio friendly single to date. It has little to no country in it, it's pure pop/rock at its' best! It's certified Top 40, etc etc etc.

The song also has become the fastest single to get to #1 on iTunes, the official minute figure is to be released soon but it was less than 30 minutes. Can your flops? I'm looking at you Lady Flop Flop. 

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