G-DRAGON'S NEW SINGLE "CRAYON"...

G-Dragon's new single "Crayon" is like Nicki Minaj raped Psy and then Rihanna gave birth to it. It's got everything that makes a single amazing, it has charisma, it has the repetitive lyrics, the crazy video but for some reason... it just sucks. 

G-Dragon is really trying to ride the Psy dick-train by releasing this "funny, cute and crazy" video where he dresses up like a woman, has crazy outfits and crazy hair, yeah yeah yeah... it didn't work. It looks stale, it looks like you ran out of ideas and you just went for whatever is popular, which brings me to the Nicki Minaj part of this video. G-Dragon, you don't have to act like a crazy bitch to get more views on YouTube, your debut solo single "Heartbreaker" was amazing and it didn't resort to these stupid stunts. 

The single itself isn't that bad, I really like the hook, of course I'd like the hook. It's the most exciting thing about this song and that is just sad. GD is usually really good at producing and writing lyrics but it just seems that he kept the worst songs for himself (let's not talk about the fiasco known as "One of a Kind")

Anyway, that's all I really have to say about this video, oh wait no there's one last thing... G-Dragon looks good in drag, go ahead gurl, show us that ass again *repeat*

Swasha, swasha.

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TVXQ RETURN TO KOREA WITH THE BEST THING SINCE KIMCHI "CATCH ME"

I don't know how they do it, I don't know where they do it but these two guys have been making some ear-raping, body shaking, limb breaking records that are fierce, innovative and addictive (God, I've never used so many fucking adjectives in my fucking life!)

Anyway, the hot and sexy duo just released their new Korean album "Catch Me" with the title track's music video being released today and I am in heaven.

Yunho and Max really have grown to compliment each other, each picks up where the other left off, if it's not the dancing, it's the singing or the charisma, they are pure perfection, there is seriously no flaws or body fat in those two.

"Catch Me" is a bit of an electro / dubstep / dutch Euro pop invasion, it's a roller coaster. The song is like three diferent songs in one, you go from really fast to dubstep to regular pop all in 4 and so minutes. I gotta hand it to SM, they really do keep the best songs for TVXQ and SHINee. 

The music video is beyond belief. The choreography is insane and the imagery is on some other level shit. The outfits didn't make sense to me until they did that snake / anaconda illusion thing with their arms and I was like, where the fuck did that shit come from? And then I noticed and I was like :O SHUT THE FUCK UP, they can't be THAT creative.

For those complaining that this is another box video, you can go suck a donkey. This video is seriously amazing, it's one of the best choreographies I've ever seen and the most creative video to come out of SM, so if you don't like it, bye.

Just watch it for yourself and tell me how much you love these two.

I for one want Max to make babies with me, they will be the most age-eating, biracial, cutest things since baby Jesus. Max, call me. lol

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FLAWLESS BRITNEY BE FLAWLESS. LEARNS 'GANGNAM STYLE DANCE' / REMAINS FLAWLESS.

FLAW-LESS-LY FLAWLESS!

+++++++++++++++

"Dress classy, dance cheesy" my new moto tbqh.

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T-ARA AND CCM TRY TO DISTRACT US WITH FLAWLESS NEW COMEBACK TUNE "SEXY LOVE"

 The Queens of South Korea faced the harshest backlash last month when they decided to kick out one of their best assets, Ms. Hwayoung. After that a shit ton of accusations came out saying some of the members bullied Hwayoung, that some of the members fed her rice cakes in Japan to humiliate her, and all this other shit. I stopped paying attention mid-way because I was fed-up. All I cared about what that Queen Qri, aka Qri Pretty, aka the cutest thing since the Charlie bit me video, was not involved in those accusations.

Anyway so a month passed and this couldn't be a better time to release this phenomenal comeback single. 

 CCM is trying to distract / focus the fans' attention into what really matters, T-ara's manufactured musical goods and the fucking bitches know how to hypnotize us. "Sexy Love" is the "Roly Poly" of mid-2012. It's got the same kind of undertone rhythm, with new beats and synths thrown in there to make it sound current and flawless. God, the little sound that sounds like someone is farting is GIVING ME LIFE!!!! I was actually joking with my aunt saying that sounds is the same thing clowns use in El Salvador when they're first coming into the stage....... it's so true though.

T-Ara went and released two of their 3 music videos alongside the BTS of "Sexy Love." Let's discuss the "Dance Ver."

All I can say is "Can I get #002?" Damn, Qri looks fucking sexy as fuck in that short green bob. Dammmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnn sit on my face you sexy bitch!! Besides her, the second hottest is oddly Boram, homegurl better give her surgeon a nice little tip because she is looking all sorts of gangbang worthy and I don't even bias for her. The rest of the video is mainly of them being sexy robots doing their sexy robot-shuffle dance (don't think I didn't notice how ya bitches walk backwards when you do the robot dance, my rehash Queens ;) ) But can we go back to how fucking sexy as fuck Queen Qri looks? Damn, homegurl just make me your slave now, you can forcefully feed me rice cakes in Japanese variety shows any second of the day!

Now let's look at the 15 10 minute part 2 of their music video drama titled "Mirage"

So last time we saw Dani she was a 14 year old, now she's turned into Eunjung, power of television! Anyway, skank Jiyeon has turned the once sweet little thing into a killing machine not knowing that Hyomin is not actually dead and it's gonna make a comeback. I won't spoil it for you but at the end there's a three-way-sword fight and only one bitch comes out alive. I wish America's Next Top Model always ended this way. 

"I have three beautiful girls in front of me, but only one will be America's Next Time Sword Model." 

My only complain is that Qri was heavily underused, that Eunjung was overly used and that Ahreum doesn't actually sing that rap... come on bitches we ain't that stupid, that's Hwayoung's voice!

Sexy eyes, sexy nose, sexy mouth, don't you know??!?!

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