GIRLS ALOUD PREMIERE STATEMENT VIDEO FOR "SOMETHING NEW" / FLAW-LESS GREATEST HITS OUT IN NOVEMBER!

The best group in the UK (it's been confirmed, they have sold more than your favez in their mother land) are back with their brand new spanking video for the best song since "Untouchable". "Something New" is your basic Ray Kay video, with the mirror effect, the lyrics on the screen and the weird colors, but never has a group make that look so flawless. Now that the video premiered, we finally know who sings what because we never really know, it could be Cheryl, it could be Nadine or Kimberly on a bad day.

There's really not much to say about the video but, it's sexy, it's fun, it's the Holy Fivesome back where they should be, singing tunes for us unworthy humans. Nicola looks beautiful as ever, yall bitches better know that she's my fave, Nicola can do no wrong.

I love this video btw, don't get my sarcasm fool you, this video made me cry. Yes, it made me cry. It's been three years since we've seen these beautiful girls together and it happened all so quickly! One day we were all missing them and then BAM, 10 day countodown started and to be honest, I don't think my body was ready for this flaw-less masterpiece. I have to get used to it for the time being though because the girls are releasing their second Greatest Hits album titled "TEN" in November 26th, which will contain "Something New" and four more track, FOUR, CUATRO, we will have pretty much an EP just of new tracks!

My inner fanboy is happy, my outter fanboy is happy, I am happy!



They're the leaders of the pack, tell me can you handle that?

Buy "Something New" the official Children In Need single of 2012 in November 18th!

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NICKI MINAJ FORGETS THE SONG IS CALLED "THE BOYS" AND GIVES CASSIE'S COOCH SOME LOVING IN NEW MUSIC VIDEO!

Nicki Minaj is trying to rescue "The Boys" from being her 100th flop single with this new raunchy music video. To be honest, if you've seen a Nicki Minaj video, you've seen them all... except homegurl is keeping up with the latest homo-trends of America and decided to give Cassie's cooch a much needed loving sesh. 

Nicki and Cassie look fabulous and sexy as ever in this video, it kinda makes you like the song a lot more than you should. "The Boys" is apparently an old Cassie demo that Nicki was a FEATURE on but then since Cassie hasn't had a hit since 1945, Nicki decided to snatch it and add another verse and give it a bit of a current-Red One-gone-wrong-step make over.

Also, this song is a statement song, Nicki wants us all to know that she goes to Asia with Asians... because most nappy-headed hoes go to Asia with hoodrats, she gets the real shit. 

Watch the video, grab some kleenex before you do though, those 2 seconds of girl-on-girl faux sex are the best thing you'll see in your miserable life. 

*Also the Asian dancer is giving me life, he needs to come over and " touch it, taste it, see it, feel it 

clone it, own it, Yeah yeah!!!!" 

That has got to be the longest motherf*cking blog post of my life!

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WONDER BOYZ FINALLY DEBUT WITH FLAWLESS "OPEN THE DOOR"!

For the longest time there has been a huge buzz around the male Wonder Girls idol group. Wonder Boyz are a manufactured group from (insert label I don't care about here). For some reason I'm interested in giving them a chance, mainly because SHINee, Big Bang and Super Junior aren't releasing any Korean goods any time soon and let me tell you I am impressed.

Unlike the Wonder Flops, Wonder Boyz actually has a bit of an attitude. I mean just look at their cover art, can you say riske and a little gay? ME LOVES! They premiered their music video for "Open the Door" yesterday as well as releasing their first mini-album of the same name.

Let's watch the video together! 

Ok, I paused the video @1:03 because so much shit is happening!!! So this is a circus themed video, which is cute! The boy with the afro wig has my vote for President of the USA based on his afro alone. He's fierce, he's cute, he's got swag, and an AFRO WIG, how can you top that? So far I am loving the sound, it's got a little of "Lovey Dovey" in it with a hint of hip-hop, or at least what SK calls hip-hop. I like it, it's got funk and fun in it. Now let's press play and hope the rest of this video is just as good as the first minute.

Is that Aladdin? I thought you were in a circus! I love it!!! And those jackets with the tacky WB logo all over them, ME WANTS!!! Ok so now we're back in the circus? Man, these guys are just errwhere! Oh no gurl don't drop the apples, didn't you hear T-Ara's song? Apple is A+! Oh no they didn't!! They totally did the horse dance with their own little plagarism twist!! INVENTIVE! Oh fuck now they're zombies?? Is this "Lovey Dovey" in Egypt? Oh no! They're playing that game when they make a pyramid and people circle around it. GENIUS! I totally get it, Aladdin, Egypt, Pyramid, Yu Gi Oh! 

I fucking love this video, I want to wear it!!!! I would wear this video, I would wear it in a second! It's cute, it's fun, it's crazy and I just want that afro wig, I would wear that afro wig in a faster second than I would wear that video! I would wear that video and that wig in a second, what's wrong? I would wear it in a second!

*If you don't get my "I would wear" joke watch this video @2:45*

Also give the EP a listen, it's a great EP. I love every single song.

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YOLANDI VI$$ER'S OUTFIT IN "FATTY BOOM BOOM" GETS DIE ANTWOORD IN SOME RACE TROUBLES!

The racist and anti-racists of the USA are going nuts over Die Antwoord's new music video "Fatty Boom Boom". The music video premiered last night and it was seriously interesting. People are asking for Yolandi's head on a stick right now. She is seen with full black paint on, a candy wrapper dress & accessories and yellow eyes with dollar signs on them, in the same video she also sports a full on white face body paint not once, but twice, but of course no one cares about that because black people never painted their faces white during the 50s.

Let's look at black face vs. costume.

Black FACE

*Notice how his FACE is painted, not his entire body*

OUTFIT / BODY PAINT

*Notice how Rihanna's entire body is painted black / silver, and she's also naked so you probably overlooked that years ago*

As you can see, Yolandi is full on body paint, just like Rihanna did in her video for Umbrella, but of course Rihanna is black / caribbean so it's OK for her to paint her entire body black as long as she is sexy. Whereas Yolandi took the "weird" route, she is called a racist and her outfit is "blackface" My main problem with this is that people are projecting their own racism and insecurities on something that's just an outfit.  Yolandi didn't just have that outfit, she also had an outfit where most of her body was painted white with random red stripes over it.

But of course, it's a white girl with white paint on her, it's Ok. Now tell me how this isn't hypocritical? I get that blackface was a huge issue in the 50s and 60s in the US... but as the name says it, it's black FACE. Why are you guys making a huge deal out of this? If it was a black guy with white paint on his FACE, yall would be like "that's not racist" In a world where everyone is trying to be equal and fair; wouldn't it be fair for whiteface to get some love as well and be condemned racist? Come on now, don't be hypocrites.

Now let's all watch the music video and focus on the real reason this video was made... which is to call Lady GaGa a tranny.

*me right now tbh* 

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THE WANTED'S "I FOUND YOU" VIDEO IS ABOUT A KEY......

I have been shaking and crying over this song since it premiered. I love the falsetto (that they probably will never sing live) and I love that Nathan is the lead for once and I loved their video for it until I "FOUND" (horrible joke) out that it was about a stupid key.

This video somehow got the Parental Guidance and I can't explain this better than this

that wink from nathan was the reason for parental guidance

priyaloveTWsin 4 minutes ago

Throughout the entire video they go around trying to find this woman they met at a dance, Nathan's all "I must find me girlfriend" and some random guy has her tied down, which looks sexy as fuck btw. Well, the girl is being held in some random ranch... long story short, Nathan & the pack kick some asses and when you think Nathan has found the love of his fabulous life...all he wants is a key to some random treasure hidden under water. As if the bitch wasn't rich enough already...

*Nathan to treasure box*

I found you in a girl's boot, then I went to the river, I asked my servants to get you out, then I stuck the key inside you, that's how I found you you you, I found you you you

tbh.

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'SOMETHING NEW" FROM GIRLS ALOUD LEAKED!

Since 2009, my life has been incomplete. Girls Aloud took a "one year hiatus" that turned into 3 years of self-hate and desperation. But thanks to the God known as Xenomania (and the Polydor contract they have) the best thing since Queen Elizabeth (1st) is happening in four days... well today. Girls Aloud's rumored comeback single leaked... and it made me jizz so hard my body is weak and shaking. 

With Girls Aloud you never know what you're getting. One day they're Pop, the next they have pigs as the background in one of their songs. "Something New" is a hit, it has hit written all over it. The intro is fucking brilliant

"Go girls go go go go

We girls gonna take controlYou boys better know know knowWe girls gonna run this show"

 - it's "Something Kinda Ooooh" 2012 and it's so good! 

This is a statement single as well, as sung in the song "We are the leaders of the pack" and yes they are. The song is very top 40, electro but it still has that Girls Aloud attitude that has always set them apart. The drums, the aggressive drums are a nice touch I wasn't expecting.

*Edit, official HQ audio thanks to their official YouTube channel*

Xenomania have outdone themselves. This song proves that you can be radio friendly and current without having to sacrifice originality. I'm also biased as fuck when it comes to the Devine fivesome... but this song is seriously fucking amazing. 

My miserable life finally has a meaning again!!!!

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RICHARD VISSION AND LUCIANA FINALLY RELEASE "WHEN IT FEELS THIS GOOD" / LUCIANA WANTS TO BE A STRIPPER!

The loudest and raunchiest bitch in Australia is back with Richard to tell the world she wants to be stripper. "When It Feels This Good" is an anthem for all sluts all over the world who want to "make it dirty". Luciana isn't changing one bit, she's still shouting most of the lyrics, being a complete hoe and saying her man wants her to "suck up (his) swagger"

In a world where everyone is either sad, hearbroken or just partying like a stupid hoe, it's nice to see people still make raunchy tunes about oral sex, maybe I'm just attracted to songs about oral sex.

"Come on make it dirty, dripping on my headlight, lay your swagger on me" for those virgins out there, she wants him to cum on her. Not only that but he wants her to suck up his swagger (dick). Luciana shouts "when it feels this good nothing can get any better" under an aggressive beat telling us all that her man can really lay it down in bed and that's it's the best (oral) sex she's had... or given.

I'm so sick of this girl not being famous, she would give Rihanna a run for her money in the US if US radio actually gave her a chance. She's hotter than most of the girls on the charts right now..and I really just want her to suck up my swagger to be honest.

I posted the video for it a bit ago, but it's not until now that we have an official HQ version of the song (at least me, I might be a little behind on this one). Anyway, rewatch Luciana be a total roller skate slut.

Buy "When It Feels This Good" on iTunes now! Let's give Luciana her first US hit people. I wanna bump and grind to this shit when I'm heading to work and wanting some dirty tunes on the radio!

Luciana, baby, once I get a couple more dollar bills, I sure will give you a call and test out your stripper moves.

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TAYLOR SWIFT RELEASES DUBSTEP NEW SINGLE "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE"

The Queen of the USA has released another promo single for her much anticipated (by earth) new album "Red" (out Oct. 22nd in the US). The new promo single is titled "I Knew You Were Trouble" and let me tell you, I love it when she fucks up because she makes epic songs about it.

Last time Taylor admitted she was at fault was on her masterpiece "Back to December" when she told the world she was a big ass cunt to Taylor Lautner and that she broke his heart and how she regretted it. I mean come on! Have you seen him? She lost big time. 

Well "I Knew You Were Trouble" takes us on another time of her life when she knew the guy was bad for her but she was a stupid (and economically savvy) young woman who ignored that he was a badass boy (because she knew she'd make a killer song off of it and sell it to the masses) The song doesn't have that many lyrics (that I remember) All I remember is shaking my black ass booty to this damn beat being like "yeah boo, get that beat, get that synth, oompth oompth give it to me Taylor, just take my money!!!!" 

The song is flawless, lyrics-less, and masterpiece-ful. Especially the part where she goes "oh! oh!" how does she come up with this!??!! I want her brain, now. 

This song needs to get the single treatment so I can blast it in my car and have people sing along to it being like "yeah boo, get that beat, get that synth...." oh wait I already used that joke... oh well JUST TAKE MY MONEY TAYLOR! TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buy "I Knew You Were Trouble" on iTunes NOW!

I better see your skank ass in line at Walmart / Target / e-line for iTunes this October 22nd... or else I'll ask Taylor to write a song about how horrible you guys are.

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SHINEE RELEASE FIRST ORIGINAL JAPANESE SINGLE (AND MV) "DAZZLING GIRL" AND IT'S OBVIOUSLY FLAWLESS!

SHINee have found a really good spot in the very lucrative Japanese market. They have so far released three version of their previous Korean singles and they have all been very successful in the land of Sayonara. But they obviously know they can't keep giving the Japanese people the rehash versions so they went ahead and released the best song since...well their last release (sorry lack of examples over there!)

SHINee have gone pop, like legit pop. "Dazzling Girl" is a very Top 40 friendly single with just the right amount of new synths to make it sounds like a completely different type of song. It's described as a Dutch / Euro / Electro track and that is pretty much on point.

I will be very honest with you all, I did not like the song at first. It was a little too happy for me but like always, SHINee releases an epic addicting video and I'm back on my knees. "Dazzling Girl" video opens a bit slow, giving us an insider on the "Dazzling Girl" and her ugly past. Well I'm here for Taemin and Key to be honest and this video has a shit ton of both. 

Let's talk about Taemin. Taemin gets the first actual lines in the song (which has never happened until now as Johnhyun usually takes the first lines) anyway, whoever injected talent into my hubby Taemin is a genius because he has really improved from his "Replay" days. Teamin for me steals the show. He looks the most charismatic, he's the best dancer, and soon to be the best vocalist, a bitch can dream can she? 

Now Key. Key's looking super adorable in this video even though I don't like his haircut. It's way too short and safe. Key has had some serious do's before and this is a bit of a step-down but all of that aside let's talk about the rapping cuz homegurl (Key) is back at rapping. I thought it was gonna be a one-off stunt ("Sherlock") but they are really making him rap again and I couldn't be happier! Minho is a great rapper but because of the dance moves being so quick; sometimes he loses his breath and brings down the performance epicness a bit. But by having Key rap again, it eliminates that issue. 

The choreography is pretty awesome as to be expected from SHINee. The facial expressions during the "Ay ay ay" kill me, just sit on my face already! 

Also, I find this song to be really really catchy now. Maybe it's because it's in Japanese and Japanese just sounds catchier / easier to sing along to / pronounce / I love saying Kokoro. 

Japan is where the real moolah is at so yall skanks better get used to Japanese singles from our favorite KPOP stars.

*drool*

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