RICHARD VISSION AND LUCIANA FINALLY RELEASE "WHEN IT FEELS THIS GOOD" / LUCIANA WANTS TO BE A STRIPPER!

The loudest and raunchiest bitch in Australia is back with Richard to tell the world she wants to be stripper. "When It Feels This Good" is an anthem for all sluts all over the world who want to "make it dirty". Luciana isn't changing one bit, she's still shouting most of the lyrics, being a complete hoe and saying her man wants her to "suck up (his) swagger"

In a world where everyone is either sad, hearbroken or just partying like a stupid hoe, it's nice to see people still make raunchy tunes about oral sex, maybe I'm just attracted to songs about oral sex.

"Come on make it dirty, dripping on my headlight, lay your swagger on me" for those virgins out there, she wants him to cum on her. Not only that but he wants her to suck up his swagger (dick). Luciana shouts "when it feels this good nothing can get any better" under an aggressive beat telling us all that her man can really lay it down in bed and that's it's the best (oral) sex she's had... or given.

I'm so sick of this girl not being famous, she would give Rihanna a run for her money in the US if US radio actually gave her a chance. She's hotter than most of the girls on the charts right now..and I really just want her to suck up my swagger to be honest.

I posted the video for it a bit ago, but it's not until now that we have an official HQ version of the song (at least me, I might be a little behind on this one). Anyway, rewatch Luciana be a total roller skate slut.

Buy "When It Feels This Good" on iTunes now! Let's give Luciana her first US hit people. I wanna bump and grind to this shit when I'm heading to work and wanting some dirty tunes on the radio!

Luciana, baby, once I get a couple more dollar bills, I sure will give you a call and test out your stripper moves.

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TAYLOR SWIFT RELEASES DUBSTEP NEW SINGLE "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE"

The Queen of the USA has released another promo single for her much anticipated (by earth) new album "Red" (out Oct. 22nd in the US). The new promo single is titled "I Knew You Were Trouble" and let me tell you, I love it when she fucks up because she makes epic songs about it.

Last time Taylor admitted she was at fault was on her masterpiece "Back to December" when she told the world she was a big ass cunt to Taylor Lautner and that she broke his heart and how she regretted it. I mean come on! Have you seen him? She lost big time. 

Well "I Knew You Were Trouble" takes us on another time of her life when she knew the guy was bad for her but she was a stupid (and economically savvy) young woman who ignored that he was a badass boy (because she knew she'd make a killer song off of it and sell it to the masses) The song doesn't have that many lyrics (that I remember) All I remember is shaking my black ass booty to this damn beat being like "yeah boo, get that beat, get that synth, oompth oompth give it to me Taylor, just take my money!!!!" 

The song is flawless, lyrics-less, and masterpiece-ful. Especially the part where she goes "oh! oh!" how does she come up with this!??!! I want her brain, now. 

This song needs to get the single treatment so I can blast it in my car and have people sing along to it being like "yeah boo, get that beat, get that synth...." oh wait I already used that joke... oh well JUST TAKE MY MONEY TAYLOR! TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buy "I Knew You Were Trouble" on iTunes NOW!

I better see your skank ass in line at Walmart / Target / e-line for iTunes this October 22nd... or else I'll ask Taylor to write a song about how horrible you guys are.

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SHINEE RELEASE FIRST ORIGINAL JAPANESE SINGLE (AND MV) "DAZZLING GIRL" AND IT'S OBVIOUSLY FLAWLESS!

SHINee have found a really good spot in the very lucrative Japanese market. They have so far released three version of their previous Korean singles and they have all been very successful in the land of Sayonara. But they obviously know they can't keep giving the Japanese people the rehash versions so they went ahead and released the best song since...well their last release (sorry lack of examples over there!)

SHINee have gone pop, like legit pop. "Dazzling Girl" is a very Top 40 friendly single with just the right amount of new synths to make it sounds like a completely different type of song. It's described as a Dutch / Euro / Electro track and that is pretty much on point.

I will be very honest with you all, I did not like the song at first. It was a little too happy for me but like always, SHINee releases an epic addicting video and I'm back on my knees. "Dazzling Girl" video opens a bit slow, giving us an insider on the "Dazzling Girl" and her ugly past. Well I'm here for Taemin and Key to be honest and this video has a shit ton of both. 

Let's talk about Taemin. Taemin gets the first actual lines in the song (which has never happened until now as Johnhyun usually takes the first lines) anyway, whoever injected talent into my hubby Taemin is a genius because he has really improved from his "Replay" days. Teamin for me steals the show. He looks the most charismatic, he's the best dancer, and soon to be the best vocalist, a bitch can dream can she? 

Now Key. Key's looking super adorable in this video even though I don't like his haircut. It's way too short and safe. Key has had some serious do's before and this is a bit of a step-down but all of that aside let's talk about the rapping cuz homegurl (Key) is back at rapping. I thought it was gonna be a one-off stunt ("Sherlock") but they are really making him rap again and I couldn't be happier! Minho is a great rapper but because of the dance moves being so quick; sometimes he loses his breath and brings down the performance epicness a bit. But by having Key rap again, it eliminates that issue. 

The choreography is pretty awesome as to be expected from SHINee. The facial expressions during the "Ay ay ay" kill me, just sit on my face already! 

Also, I find this song to be really really catchy now. Maybe it's because it's in Japanese and Japanese just sounds catchier / easier to sing along to / pronounce / I love saying Kokoro. 

Japan is where the real moolah is at so yall skanks better get used to Japanese singles from our favorite KPOP stars.

*drool*

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G-DRAGON'S NEW SINGLE "CRAYON"...

G-Dragon's new single "Crayon" is like Nicki Minaj raped Psy and then Rihanna gave birth to it. It's got everything that makes a single amazing, it has charisma, it has the repetitive lyrics, the crazy video but for some reason... it just sucks. 

G-Dragon is really trying to ride the Psy dick-train by releasing this "funny, cute and crazy" video where he dresses up like a woman, has crazy outfits and crazy hair, yeah yeah yeah... it didn't work. It looks stale, it looks like you ran out of ideas and you just went for whatever is popular, which brings me to the Nicki Minaj part of this video. G-Dragon, you don't have to act like a crazy bitch to get more views on YouTube, your debut solo single "Heartbreaker" was amazing and it didn't resort to these stupid stunts. 

The single itself isn't that bad, I really like the hook, of course I'd like the hook. It's the most exciting thing about this song and that is just sad. GD is usually really good at producing and writing lyrics but it just seems that he kept the worst songs for himself (let's not talk about the fiasco known as "One of a Kind")

Anyway, that's all I really have to say about this video, oh wait no there's one last thing... G-Dragon looks good in drag, go ahead gurl, show us that ass again *repeat*

Swasha, swasha.

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TVXQ RETURN TO KOREA WITH THE BEST THING SINCE KIMCHI "CATCH ME"

I don't know how they do it, I don't know where they do it but these two guys have been making some ear-raping, body shaking, limb breaking records that are fierce, innovative and addictive (God, I've never used so many fucking adjectives in my fucking life!)

Anyway, the hot and sexy duo just released their new Korean album "Catch Me" with the title track's music video being released today and I am in heaven.

Yunho and Max really have grown to compliment each other, each picks up where the other left off, if it's not the dancing, it's the singing or the charisma, they are pure perfection, there is seriously no flaws or body fat in those two.

"Catch Me" is a bit of an electro / dubstep / dutch Euro pop invasion, it's a roller coaster. The song is like three diferent songs in one, you go from really fast to dubstep to regular pop all in 4 and so minutes. I gotta hand it to SM, they really do keep the best songs for TVXQ and SHINee. 

The music video is beyond belief. The choreography is insane and the imagery is on some other level shit. The outfits didn't make sense to me until they did that snake / anaconda illusion thing with their arms and I was like, where the fuck did that shit come from? And then I noticed and I was like :O SHUT THE FUCK UP, they can't be THAT creative.

For those complaining that this is another box video, you can go suck a donkey. This video is seriously amazing, it's one of the best choreographies I've ever seen and the most creative video to come out of SM, so if you don't like it, bye.

Just watch it for yourself and tell me how much you love these two.

I for one want Max to make babies with me, they will be the most age-eating, biracial, cutest things since baby Jesus. Max, call me. lol

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FLAWLESS BRITNEY BE FLAWLESS. LEARNS 'GANGNAM STYLE DANCE' / REMAINS FLAWLESS.

FLAW-LESS-LY FLAWLESS!

+++++++++++++++

"Dress classy, dance cheesy" my new moto tbqh.

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T-ARA AND CCM TRY TO DISTRACT US WITH FLAWLESS NEW COMEBACK TUNE "SEXY LOVE"

 The Queens of South Korea faced the harshest backlash last month when they decided to kick out one of their best assets, Ms. Hwayoung. After that a shit ton of accusations came out saying some of the members bullied Hwayoung, that some of the members fed her rice cakes in Japan to humiliate her, and all this other shit. I stopped paying attention mid-way because I was fed-up. All I cared about what that Queen Qri, aka Qri Pretty, aka the cutest thing since the Charlie bit me video, was not involved in those accusations.

Anyway so a month passed and this couldn't be a better time to release this phenomenal comeback single. 

 CCM is trying to distract / focus the fans' attention into what really matters, T-ara's manufactured musical goods and the fucking bitches know how to hypnotize us. "Sexy Love" is the "Roly Poly" of mid-2012. It's got the same kind of undertone rhythm, with new beats and synths thrown in there to make it sound current and flawless. God, the little sound that sounds like someone is farting is GIVING ME LIFE!!!! I was actually joking with my aunt saying that sounds is the same thing clowns use in El Salvador when they're first coming into the stage....... it's so true though.

T-Ara went and released two of their 3 music videos alongside the BTS of "Sexy Love." Let's discuss the "Dance Ver."

All I can say is "Can I get #002?" Damn, Qri looks fucking sexy as fuck in that short green bob. Dammmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnn sit on my face you sexy bitch!! Besides her, the second hottest is oddly Boram, homegurl better give her surgeon a nice little tip because she is looking all sorts of gangbang worthy and I don't even bias for her. The rest of the video is mainly of them being sexy robots doing their sexy robot-shuffle dance (don't think I didn't notice how ya bitches walk backwards when you do the robot dance, my rehash Queens ;) ) But can we go back to how fucking sexy as fuck Queen Qri looks? Damn, homegurl just make me your slave now, you can forcefully feed me rice cakes in Japanese variety shows any second of the day!

Now let's look at the 15 10 minute part 2 of their music video drama titled "Mirage"

So last time we saw Dani she was a 14 year old, now she's turned into Eunjung, power of television! Anyway, skank Jiyeon has turned the once sweet little thing into a killing machine not knowing that Hyomin is not actually dead and it's gonna make a comeback. I won't spoil it for you but at the end there's a three-way-sword fight and only one bitch comes out alive. I wish America's Next Top Model always ended this way. 

"I have three beautiful girls in front of me, but only one will be America's Next Time Sword Model." 

My only complain is that Qri was heavily underused, that Eunjung was overly used and that Ahreum doesn't actually sing that rap... come on bitches we ain't that stupid, that's Hwayoung's voice!

Sexy eyes, sexy nose, sexy mouth, don't you know??!?!

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