2NE1 UPLOAD ACOUSTIC VERSIONS OF "I LOVE YOU" AND "LONELY" / DARA SOUNDS ANGELIC!

Since 2011, Sandara Park, aka the Queen of vocals, has been improving at such a rapid pace that it's kinda hard to keep up. It all started when they released "It Hurts" and Ms. Park started to show her singing chops. Today, 2NE1 and YG (label) uploaded two acoustic, live versions of "I Love You" and "Lonely" and Dara sounds better than anyone.

The videos are really simple, just them four and the guitar player, singing their hearts out. Dara looking cuter than a newborn baby after it's been showered cuz no one wants a bloody baby, no one wants a bloody baby........ Anwyay, Dara and the three minions look and sound flawless.

There is a bit of a gag reel in the beginning of "Lonely". FlopBom tries to sing her solo single "Don't Cry" instead... and clearly no fucks were given by the rest of the girls cuz they sang "Lonely" instead.

I love that they are finally letting Dara show her true skills. 

"I Love You"

"Lonely"

- We need a new solo single by Dara, like yesterday. 

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THE T-ERROR / T-DRAMA / T-NIGHTMARE THAT IS HWAYOUNG'S DEPARTURE FROM T-ARA CONTINUES!

The drama known as T-Ara's biggest mistake continues with allegations, insiders and everyone from South Korea to Japan commenting on this horrible, horrible mistreatment and accusations. Hwayoung (picture above) joined T-Ara in 2010 as the main rapper, she was always given the stupid raps but she had such a dedication that it was inevitable not to love her. She always seemed timid and reserved but always poised and composed.

Two / three days ago hell broke loose! Everyone in T-Ara (except for Queen Qri) started taking stabs at the wounded Hwayoung, accusing her of not being determined enough. You see, Hwayoung was not able to perform with them in their concert because of an ankle injury but that isn't an acceptable excuse according to Hyomin, Jiyeon, Soyeon, Boram and Eunjung. All of them started ganging up on Hwayoung with sub-tweets about determination, Hyomin being the first to start the fire. 

After that, fans began to investigate and found that Hwayoung has been bullied by those members, even publicly in the past. There's a picture of Eunjung stuffing a huge rice cake into Hwayoung's mouth and a picture of Hyomin flickering her finger into Hwayoung's left eye.

The the CEO said he had an announcement regarding T-Ara. The announcement was that Hwayoung was to leave T-Ara immediately due to "bad attitude" towards staff members. He accuses Hwayoung of throwing tantrums during concerts and threatening to yell at the stage managers, especially during the last performance when she allegedly had agreed to perform sitting down but decided not to at the last minute forcing Eunjung and Hyomin to learn her rap.

Well that has been confirmed to be false by a staff member that works for the variety show. He / she insists that Hwayoung was crying in the hallway for quite some time, that they wouldn't let her into the waiting area where the rest of the group was and that was forced to sit through the performance. 

Allegation by CEO proven a lie.

Then he went on to say that his staff was complaining about her attitude, well a Japanese translator that was with them during their Japanese promotions came forward and defended Hwayoung saying that she was the most polite of them all, and that yes, she was timid and wasn't hanging out with the rest of the group but that she was not in any way, or form, a person with bad attitude. In fact she says Hwayoung was the one that tried the hardest to make a good impression.

CEO caught lying once more.

And then, a back up dancer posted a blog talking about an occasion when Hwayoung was not learning the choreography quick enough and that Jiyeon yelled at her, telling her she should be glad she was allowed to be part of T-Ara, and proceeded to slap her in the face...

Hwayoung is the victim here, she should not be the one getting fired from the group, if anything Jiyeon, Hyomin and Eunjung should be. Especially Hyomin, as fans have gathered information of her past. Homegirl used to be on this website that hazed other girls, got them drunk, made them strip and have sex with older men for two packs of cigarettes. 

Fans and variety producers are all standing behind Hwayoung in this horrible time. There have been two variety producers that have said they will not be hiring T-Ara for their shows anymore. Anti-fans and netizens (Korean citizens) are creating internet cafes protesting to television networks so that Eunjung and Soyeon are dropped from their upcoming drama roles. They also want T-Ara to disband all together.

South Korea is a black and white country and image is everything. T-Ara have been lucky to be forgiven in the past (Jiyeon's bad attitude in variety shows, nip slips, etc) but this is beyond anything. These cafes, in the last 48 hours have gotten over 200,000 users and they are not gonna let this slide easily. 

I am really disappointed in everything that is going on. I used to be one of T-Ara's biggest fans, and I mean biggest fan. I loved them as a group but everything that is coming out just makes me sick. I can't even listen to their songs because it just makes me so upset that Hwayoung has been mistreated for this long. The fact the CEO will stand behind the ones HURTING the other member is appalling and disgusting. 

I want Qri and Hwayoung to form a duo group ASAP, they can even bring Ahreum to the mix. 

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T-ARA - ROLY POLY (QRI VERSION)

So I'm sitting here bitching about the fact I lost my phone and that I have to get a new iPhone case. So I start googling for T-Ara pics and I came across this...

It is the best thing that has happened since the beginning of time, Qri sounds flawless, looks cute as fuck and swings her hips and arms better than anyone in this world. It's 6:20 of pure Qri fierceness. If you know me then you know the only reason I like T-Ara is because of Qri's career defining intro in "Roly Poly" so this is the best gift ever.

My life is complete.

And as a bonus, check out this video of Qri being all sorts of cute while promoting in Japan.

Flaws have yet to surface.

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BELINDA PROMOTES "EN EL AMOR HAY QUE PERDONAR" ALL OVER UNIVISION!

Belinda has been a loyal Univision artist since she was a young actress so it comes as no surprise that she has been promoting her new flawless single "En El Amor Hay Que Perdonar" like a mad woman. She first took the "Premios Juventud" stage for what's to be one of her best live vocal performances ever. She also took the "Despierta America" summer concert stage and performed a couple of her previous hits along side the new single "EEAHQP" 

Belinda also known as the Latin Princess of Pop, started off her Premios Juventud performance with an acapella intro, before she started swinging her tiny little hips and her long as maine. It was flawless, it was sexy, it was relevant and it was better than anything that performed that night. She sounded great, looked hot as hell, and the crowd was really digging it.

I love Belinda, I always have, I watched all her soap operas, I have all her albums, I really like this woman and I'm happy that she's finally started promoting this song because it needs to be a hit! 

Also, it has been confirmed and I'm super late on this, that her new album will be called "Catarsis" It's probably a Latin word that has a powerful meaning but I'm too lazy to google it. It's gonna come out September 25th and you already know I'm planning on buying it. 

Buy "En El Amor Hay Que Perdonar" on iTunes!

AND

Pre-order your copy of "Catarsis"!

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THERE'S NO DOUBT THAT NO DOUBT WAS THE BEST THING AT THIS YEAR'S TEEN CHOICE AWARDS!

Today while I was at work, I kept singing the hook for this song, I was so mad because it would not get out of my head. You see, I've loved the song since it premiered but for some reason I was never really captivated by it but that is no longer the case. The group took the TCA stage just hours ago to kick off the promotions for "Settle Down" and let me tell you, it changed everything I thought about Gwen's voice.

I'm from the Gwen the solo pop singer generation, mainly because I didn't start listening to English music until 2004 when I learned it and apparently No Doubt had been long-gone by then, so Gwen was being a flashy and fashy (fashion forward, yeah I use weird words so they rhyme) Well Gwen can't sing Pop music, her voice always cracked and it sounded obnoxious. Don't get me wrong "The Great Escape" got a good amount of replay rape but when it came to her live performances it was always very weak and I never got into her asian minions.

So I was already thinking it was gonna be like that, and I was like "Ugh this is gonna make me hate the song"...but I was wrong. Gwen should stop being a solo singer because the music she makes with No Doubt suits her voice so magically. It's a bit unfair for herself to be honest but seriously her voice during this performance was 98.87% flawless. There were a few cracks but for the main part it was flawless, spotless, you know the drill.

The performance was also very fun. The guys were playing their instruments looking all sorts of cute and then boom boom the guy starts playing the drum and Gwen is swinging back and forth looking like a fierce goddess. What's also funny is that probably none of the kids that went to TCA knew who No Doubt was, but the performance was so fun that everyone was clapping and being a total stan.

I'm gonna go download all of their albums now, kthanksbye.

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CHER LLOYD AND SNOOP DOGG "WANT U BACK" - YA HEARD?

The queen of everything that's chav and fierce decided that topping the iTunes Top 5 by herself wasn't enough and that her amazing first US single "Want U Back" needed some ghetto realness, because you know the "helicopter" noises were not doing it for the hood-rats. So she asked Snoop Dogg out of everyone she possible could ask to feature in the new and revamped version of "Want U Back"..............................

It's not horrible, she still sounds flawless and the auto tune is still better than your best flop vocalists. But Snoop Dogg really makes me feel icky, and he's yucky and I don't want him in this song, goddamn it. This version better not have a music video... I can NOT go through this dilemma again, I had it enough with it with that 10 year old Astro in the UK version....

Besides the useless feature, obviously useless because the solo song is doing fantastic so far, this version has nothing different, the instrumental is the same and everything. But hey, gotta get your money girl. 

Oh yeah, this isn't supposed to premiere until tomorrow.... just google...

Btw, this was the original picture I wanted to use as the post's "pic header" but it was in horrible quality... so I decided to use that other crazy pic instead.... she still looks insane... but I like this picture more.... 

Does she sound like a helicopter?? Brrrrrrrrrrrrr

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QUEEN DARA AND HER FELLOW SERVANTS (AKA 2NE1) MAKE OFFICIAL M! COUNTDOWN COMEBACK WITH "I LOVE YOU"!

Sandara Park also known as the Queen of 2NE1, also known as just Dara, and her fellow servants (CL, Bom and Minzy) made their official comeback for the variety show "M! Countdown". They were originally supposed to comeback last week but Minzy's grandma decided to die, forcing 2NE1 to delay their return and ruining all of our lives. 

Thank God this comeback hasn't been as messy as last one though, God, last one was horrible. It's kinda sad how someone always dies (last time it was that motorcyclist Daesung from BIGBANG "allegedly" ran over) but thankfully this has been a success. The girls new single "I Love You" has topped the #1 spot in South Korea, dethroning SISTAR's latest flop effort and leaving the newly 8 membered T-Ara for the #2 spot. 

In this particular performance, Dara reinvents everything you could possibly think you knew. She reinvents fashion, with her flawless new and never done before* shaved side and her chopstick hairstyle. God, can she do anything wrong? Well, it seems not because her vocals for this performance (and the previous Inkigayo) have been flawless, flaw-free, impeccable, untouchable, unmatchable, better than Adele herself. Dara is serving up some flawless vocal skills with her half-sung, half spoken verses showing CL and Minzy who's the real rapper up in this bitch while looking younger, cuter and a hell of a lot more charming than all the other three members combined!

I also particularly love this performance because of the back-wall. It changes a lot of times which is great because it shows they actually put effort into it. Also, I love that flop moment in the performance when Minzy and CL do the whole faux lesbo, let's sing together and hug each other and look at the camera like we're faux lesbos, it's such a flop moment it almost makes me love them. 

Anyway, watch the performance and tell me how much you love Dara, if not, GTFO!

*Sarcasm is intended

- On  a side note, I made an edit of this song with Dara singing more lines... it's epic... but I might never post it because I'm greedy as fuck and I don't wanna share... but I wanna tease y'all, kthanksbye.

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