TAYLOR SWIFT'S "RED" SELLS MORE THAN 3 MILLION ALBUMS IN LESS THAN A MONTH. THE SKY IS BLUE.

 

*laughing at your flops*

Taylor Swift's team is the best team ever. Not only do they make her look all innocent with her cute, pure and adorable dresses, her cute curls and shit; when in reality she's a skanky hoe. But who gives a fucking fuck who the fuck she's fucking? Taylor is flawless and her repetitive lyrics are the best thing since 1776. 

Taylor's latest smash album has sold 3 MILLION COPIES in less than a month. You know what that means? She's sold an average of a MILLION copies a week. Ke$ha sold 8.5% of that last week; Xtina sold 8%, etc. 

I'm not surprised one bit; Taylor has been selling albums like it's no one's business, Speak Now sold a shit ton of albums. Her team is smart; they space the fuck out of the albums so don't expect anything from TayTay for another two years, by then, we will all be in hell cuz 12/21/12 is happening in 9 days. 

At least we won't have to feel bad about the album leaking and morals and shit.